...my girl, Sasha. Gentle Readers, For today, I turn the blog over to my basset hound, Sasha. This will be the first of her rants about various things. we both hope you enjoy it. Doc Sasha Explains It All The Word of Dog Right off the bat here, let's make it clear that Dog is … Continue reading The Dog With A Blog
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We Put The Art In Fart!
...but nobody appreciates us Dog Con 7 Day 16, Con Day 3: In which we see an all goat musical review, indulge in more gaming, eat more food, do more LARPing and perform our annual Old Time Radio show. 11:45 pm Another quick update of our day. Breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space. … Continue reading We Put The Art In Fart!
The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island
...they wander about doing good deeds Dog Con 7 Day 7: In which we reach Alaska, a moose gets rescued and we have an amazingly mosquito free marshmallow roast. 8:00 pm We rolled across the border of Canada and into Alaska about 10 am this morning. Another state I can cross off my … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island
Creepy Lemurs Bullied My Voles
...and now my voles are crying WOOHOO! Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,102 The Alphabet: L is for… Labrador Deceivers... ...are a very special breed of dog found on Earth 3. They are not used for hunting waterfowl or retrieving anything from the water. Instead, these large and very powerful dogs are used to hunt sasquatch, … Continue reading Creepy Lemurs Bullied My Voles
The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
...#8: Barium Biscuits The Doclopedia #1,074 Tiny Folk: Sandri Dogfriend All Tiny Folk can, to some degree, speak with animals. Not all animals, but usually mammals and birds. A few can speak very well to one or two species in particular. Very rarely, you'll find one who can speak perfectly well with one … Continue reading The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
Aliens Took My Artichokes!
...and a gallon jar of mayonaise The Doclopedia #976 The Strange Corners Chronicle: July 15, 1861 OUR YOUNG MEN JOIN THE ARMY Yesterday, 18 of the finest young men of this town rode off to Sacramento to catch the train east, so as to join the Army in opposing the Confederacy in this insane … Continue reading Aliens Took My Artichokes!
How To Conquer The World With Simple Household Items
...third edition, revised and expanded WOOHOO! FOUR (4) Doclopedia entries today! Can I get an "Amen!"? The Doclopedia #968 Dinner Menu: Robot World Genre: Robots, Science Fiction, Humor Chateau de Chevron 40 weight oil...Zinc shavings served on silicon slices...Gold, Silver & Platinum leaf Salad dressed with a light mineral oil...Filet of Steel, thinly … Continue reading How To Conquer The World With Simple Household Items
Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
...from the July, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #944 Pie!: Sausage Pie “Here you go, folks, a nice hot sausage pie. Dig in, but mind that hot gravy. You know, the crust on this one really turned out nice. I think I might be learning how to cook. Heh heh heh. Oh, I learned this … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
Janie Got A Gnu
...song title if Aerosmith were dyslexic The Doclopedia #904 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Zombie Apocalypse World Great Present: A solar rechargeable pulse laser rifle with head targeting technology Terrible Present: Eau De Brains perfume The Doclopedia #905 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Dog World Great Present: BACON! Pretty much anything made out of or … Continue reading Janie Got A Gnu
Direct From Dogland
...AKA my living room Here, reposted as I've done every December since 2004... The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas Words by Roscoe Theodore Cross “On the first day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…a tree on which I could pee!” “On the second day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…two pounds of meat … Continue reading Direct From Dogland
A Room Full Of Boobs
...I got through it by doing the breast stroke The Doclopedia #473 More Cats & Dogs Living Together: Pee Wee & Skinny On the same Pulp Era Dog & Cat Earth where you can find Bark Savage, the Dog of Bronze, you can also find Martino “Pee Wee” Pupinelli (smallish male mutt) and Hazel “Skinny” … Continue reading A Room Full Of Boobs
The Strangely Romantic, Yet Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robotic Punkin’ Chunker
...co-starring her pet river otter, Susie We start a new theme today, folks. Well, actually, it's a revisit to a very old theme. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #471 More Cats & Dogs Living Together: Hector & Felicity Hector, a German Shepherd/Staffordshire Terrier mix, and Felicity, an American Shorthair, live in a world where the stupid humans … Continue reading The Strangely Romantic, Yet Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robotic Punkin’ Chunker
Warogobogo
...relax, it's just a nonsense word Doc Update! 1: As announced earlier elsewhere, the doctor took the stitches out of my shoulder and told me I'll be cleared to go back to work as soon as I feel up to it. Given that my arm is a bit weak from lack of use and still … Continue reading Warogobogo
The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
...co-starring her best buddy, Orville Sweetcracker Doc Update Time for an update about life here at the D&G Cross Home For Wayward Basset Bitches. I haven't been doing these as regularly as I used to, so maybe this will be the start of renewed personal updatage. Or not. Healthwise, I'm now taking blood pressure meds … Continue reading The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Just Walk Into Mordor
...we should have listened to Boromir New, pre-Death March Doclopedia entry! I actually cried a bit writing this one. The Doclopedia #395 The Infinite Doc: Doc Cross, Canine Hero I wasn't always a dog, you know. Five years ago, I was an ordinary suburban homeowner, just about 4 months past my sixtieth birthday. Life was … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Just Walk Into Mordor
Now We Are Five
...because Sasha has come to stay Doc, Grace, Lucy & Winker Cross are happy to announce the adoption of Miss Sasha Jane Cross as of 12:30 pm, Jan. 2nd, 2012. Sasha is an approximately 3 year old, red and white Basset Hound. Her previous mom & dad both work, have 2 other dogs and have … Continue reading Now We Are Five
Mexican Jenny Threw A Party
...and it ended with everybody heading for breakfast at IHOP The weather has been pretty rainy and crappy here, with yesterday being a windy & rainy pain in the ass. I had to drive in the storm all day and it was the opposite of fun. In other news, Winker is still doing great healthwise … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Threw A Party
Mashed Potato Birthday Cake
...with yummies inside Today is Winker's 6th Birthday! She will be getting the above mentioned cake for dinner, plus lots of love and bellyrubs. Thanks to everyone who took the last poll. I'm shooting for the end of January as a launch date for the E-zine. Grace is off to Oakland to do mystery shops … Continue reading Mashed Potato Birthday Cake
A Song…A Dance…A Fireball In Your Pants
...beware of wacky wizards My Plans For Today 1: Write/edit stuff for the Coming Real Soon Now website. By "write" I mostly mean write and watch tv and give demanding dogs and wives some attention. 2: Rearrange things in the library. Since this means moving heavy boxes of books & stuff, I can be sure … Continue reading A Song…A Dance…A Fireball In Your Pants
The Secret Files Of Sherlock Holmes
... if you thought "Thr Giant Rat of Sumatra" was weird, wait'll ya read these Yes, I have some website related plans for things Holmesian. So far, today is off to a really slow start for me. Grace is out mystery shopping her butt off, The Girls are having their Pre-Park Walk Nap and I'm … Continue reading The Secret Files Of Sherlock Holmes
Sliced Potatos Fried In Duck Fat
...here, ducky ducky Gadzooks! The weekend was pretty fuckin' brutal to Uncle Doc, kiddies. Mystery shops out the wazoo (along with their corresponding reports) kicked my ass. I was up until 2:00 AM doing reports on Saturday and up until 12:30 last night. Only had time to bathe one dog (Winker(, so Lucy will get … Continue reading Sliced Potatos Fried In Duck Fat
The Migration Of The Dancing Elks
...it's a 200,000 elk conga line Stuff...IN 3D!!! 1: Grace and I both had to work on our anniversary yesterday, but when I got home, I whipped up a dinner of pork chops, mashed potatos, gravy, spinach and tapioca pudding for dinner. It was very filling and delicious. 2: Your Humble Narrator has been working … Continue reading The Migration Of The Dancing Elks
The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
...with the aid of Sherlock Hornbill, Crownacki the Ghost Finder and a teenage Duck Savage STUFF 1: The most recent recent poll will close tonight after I get home from work. One question is tied right now, so if you haven't voted, now's yer chance, pilgrim. 2: Somewhere between tonight and Friday night, I'll be … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
The Secret Life Of Old T-Shirts
...especially the old convention tees Fast Doc Update Keyboard on laptop still fucking up, but Grace has all info to fix it soon. Everyone here is healthy, altho Grace and I are running an exhaustion marathon due to work, work, work. The Girls are on a diet. Mostly, it's Winker (AKA "Little Chub Chub") who … Continue reading The Secret Life Of Old T-Shirts
The Highly Improbable, Yet Totally True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Parrot Who Played D&D
...featuring her favorite cousin, Sunflower Stuff! 1: Our poor little Winker is in heat and it is pretty stressful for her. I wish we could get her spayed, but her heart murmur precludes putting her under sedation. During her next check up, I'm gonna ask the vet if there are any drugs that can at … Continue reading The Highly Improbable, Yet Totally True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Parrot Who Played D&D
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