…red D20, I’m looking at you
The Doclopedia #3,413
One Room: In A Haunted House
“Listen to me, you noobs! While we’re here documenting paranormal stuff, stay out of this bathroom. I’m not kidding. Weird and terrifying things happen in there. Examples? Oh, I’ll give you examples!
Rudy went in there once and it took him 45 minutes to get out because the door kept getting farther away and the lights were flashing.
Kim went in because she really had to pee and halfway through, voices started coming out of the toilet. She came out of there screaming, peeing, and falling over due to her pants being down. It wasn’t pretty.
And one time, we were all just standing right here when green flames shot out of the bathroom and the whole area smelled like the world’s worst fart.
So stay the hell out of there!”
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