...c0-starring her pet mink, Alma DogCon 9 Day Four: In which we visit a bunch of places and then attempt to change history. Our day, which began at 7:00 am, was longer than the actual hours of daylight and was pretty tiring. Because of this, you get the condensed report. Places we visited The … Continue reading The One Day Late, But Still Shiny New, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Talking Ginko Tree.
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RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
...of course, you do have to feed them a baby or two DogCon 9 Day Three: In which we do not have the most interesting of days, but still manage to spin off a new timeline or two. It was hot in New Mexico today, averaging 103 most of our way across the state. Our … Continue reading RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
Fool On The Drill
...sorry, Beatles DogCon 9 Day Two: In which we do all manner of things that busloads of hippies do in the desert. So we woke up around 9 am this morning in Blythe, California, 1968. Blythe not exactly being a hotbed of hippie culture, there were some strange looks when the lot of us, … Continue reading Fool On The Drill
The Real Housewives Of Hobbiton
...they mostly cook and eat Our Dogcon report proceeds. Day One: In which we travel through 1954 California and see many Giant Oranges. At a few minutes before dawn this morning, we drove the bus over to Auburn Boulevard (about a mile from our house), popped back to 1954 (when it was also Highway 49) … Continue reading The Real Housewives Of Hobbiton
Jollyfish
...MUCH happier than Jellyfish It is that time of year again, folks... DogCon 9 Day Zero: In which I once again set things up for the actual con report. Greetings once again from the Magic Bus, currently parked in the driveway of the D&G Cross Home For Not At All Normal Basset Hounds. It is … Continue reading Jollyfish
Spanking The Monk
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
Wobbly Wombats
...wandering willy nilly Hot damn! Check it out, a new regular feature! Weekly New Worlds: Earth 5-A “Talking Jesus Earth” On Earth 5-A, one of the biggest and most bizarre differences is that Jesus Christ, or some entity claiming to be him, pops up frequently to talk to various individuals. The strange thing … Continue reading Wobbly Wombats
Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
...dastardly dills! The Doclopedia # 1,236 The Crazy Game: Variation #196 Number of players: 7 to 16 Uniforms: Berets, tie dye scarves, one black sock Playing field: 157 feet by 271 feet. Must be grass covered and must contain at least one small mound about 7 feet across and 18 inches high at the … Continue reading Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
...they're all wet behind the ears The Doclopedia # 1,235 The Crazy Game: A Brief History This very brief history of the Crazy Game is based upon interviews with 157 individuals of 26 species from 5 continents. Much of the early game is known today solely because animals have a racial memory and, in … Continue reading REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
...mmm, moon juice The Doclopedia # 1,234 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Popping Yellow Watermelons From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As I stated in my last post, we had two rather disastrous encounters with nature and the second one was with a plant. Specifically, it was with a fair … Continue reading Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
...co-starring her good buddy Satina Spoodles The Doclopedia # 1,233 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Yellow Crested Horny Moose From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: On today's journey to the now not so distant mountains, we encountered two species, one animal and one vegetable, that while not dangerous, where quite … Continue reading The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
The California Kid Slides Into Home
...he was not, however, playing baseball The Doclopedia # 1,232 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gong Cows From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our grisly encounter with the Carnivorous Fig Tree yesterday, we were very much pleased to have a far more pleasant encounter this morning when our breakfast … Continue reading The California Kid Slides Into Home
All About Jovian Cloud Demons
...a book for children The Doclopedia # 1,231 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Carnivorous Fig Tree From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today, we walked many pleasant miles to the edge of the foothills that lead up into what I have named the Sierra Potawango Mountains. However, our pleasant day … Continue reading All About Jovian Cloud Demons
NOTES FROM THE FUTURE!
...well, unless you are reading this now or in the future I did some more editing of past blog entries, this time related to our disastrous 2004 GenCon trip. Just look for this tag in the tag cloud. NOTES FROM THE FUTURE
Chapter 917: In Which Our Hero, Clad Only In A Modest Nightshirt, Has Difficulty Exiting A School For Young Ladies
...they kept tackling him The Adventures of Captain Flame #3 The Grand Square of the Most Glorious City of Mabuuth was always busy, regardless of the hour of the day. There were hundreds of market stalls, dozens of taverns and inns, brothels, gambling halls and a hundred other business. There were also scores … Continue reading Chapter 917: In Which Our Hero, Clad Only In A Modest Nightshirt, Has Difficulty Exiting A School For Young Ladies
Zeezee And The Difficult Pie
...it just would not cooperate Another short post tonight because it is late and I'm tired As I mentioned the other day, I'm replacing old posts with new and hopefully interesting ones. These will be tagged in different ways, but my first one, from April of 2004 is up with the tag DOC … Continue reading Zeezee And The Difficult Pie
The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
...it's a really great smelling war The Doclopedia # 1,230 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gooey Wallaby From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today we continued our trek through the temperate forests and fields of this northern part of the island. The more I stroll along, the more I … Continue reading The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
Human Slippers For Bunnies
...not made from real humans 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #21 The Doclopedia # 1,229 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Pole Dancing Lemurs From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: I am constantly amazed by this island. The animal and plant life are a constant source of wonder. However, even the … Continue reading Human Slippers For Bunnies
I Got Dem Old Swollen Knee Blues, Mama
...and I ain't ready to walk Quick post today. Been looking at the early years of this blog, which were ported over from LiveJournal. Think I'll be redoing some of them to either remove LJ references or to replace entire entries with something more interesting. And now, time to ice my knee.
White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
...all living in harmony 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #20 The Doclopedia # 1,228 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Giant Yellow Bunnies From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our decidedly unnerving encounter with the Octocobragator, our party today decided to go in search of a much less aggressive species, … Continue reading White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
...from the May, 1964 issue 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #19 The Doclopedia # 1,227 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Octocobragator From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As we have come to find out via several thankfully non-lethal encounters, Potawango Island can be as deadly as it is wonderful. Today, we saw just … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
...the knives stay out of it 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #18 The final Earth 5C entry. A new theme will be coming soon. The Doclopedia #1,226 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Mark A. Schmidt Mark A. Schmidt...oh man, I wish I could tell you what he is like on Earth 5C, but … Continue reading The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
...the burp in harmony at night 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #17 The Doclopedia #1,225 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kyle Miller Although hundreds of millions, if not billions, know Kyle Miller's artwork, far fewer know his name. You see, Kyle is an artist specializing in album cover artwork. Well, mostly CD covers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
...and they never get fixed 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #16 The Doclopedia #1,224 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Avis Crane Producer, director, writer and sometimes even camerawoman...that is Avis Crane, the richest, most famous and most celebrated person in the adult film industry. So well crafted are the films she makes, so … Continue reading Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
Pickled Squid Sandwich
...just as disgusting as it sounds 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #15 The Doclopedia #1,223 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kim Marshall The Kim Marshall of Earth 5C is a kindly middle aged woman, a housewife in Toronto, Canada and the Queen of Canadian Crime. It all started when Kin was newly married … Continue reading Pickled Squid Sandwich
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