...if not, try giving them crossword puzzles 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #14 Movies I REALLY Want To See Doctor Strange: Everything I've seen and heard about this movie tells me it is going to rock. I know they probably won't go as visually trippy as Steve Ditko did in the early years of the … Continue reading Is Your Steamer Duck Getting Enough Mental Stimulation?
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The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
...#1: roller coaster The Doclopedia #1,222 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Glen Hallstrom For millions of Earth 5C Americans, Glen Hallstrom is the king of late night television. His talk show “The Smokestack Jones Supershow”, is the #1 rated late night talk show and has been on the air since 1986. The … Continue reading The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
...his name is Ibis Elba 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #11 The Doclopedia #1,221 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Amanda Fenton On Earth 5C, Amanda Fenton, housewife and mother, is widely known for inventing the internet cat video craze. It happened many years ago when she was 10 years old and started posting … Continue reading Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
...surprisingly little fighting in this one 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Doclopedia #1,220 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Jeremiah Reed Jeremiah Reed, known as “Stu” to his friends, is the founder and owner of “Stu's Weenie Wagons”, the most popular hot dog carts in Northern California. From the Oregon border to … Continue reading Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
Dogs On The Run
...usually from the police 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Adventures of Captain Flame #2 It had been a good while since Flame had eaten a gourmet meal and Uncle Luke had not disappointed. Every bite, and there had been many during the 12 courses, had been delicious, as had the five types of wine. … Continue reading Dogs On The Run
Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
...sorry, deep fried Fleems, your day is in October 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #8 The Doclopedia #1,218 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Mark Vorwerk Known as the “King of the Daredevils”, Mark Vorwerk first came to international prominence in 2005 when he was the first person ever to dive off the Golden … Continue reading Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
...DASTARDLY, I tell you! 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #7 The Doclopedia #1,217 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Eddy Webb (a real person) Eddy Webb is the kindly young proprietor of “Eddy's Bait Shop” in Slow Creek, Colorado. He took over from his father when dear old dad decided to retire and devote … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
...beautiful plumage, but they can be annoying. The Doclopedia #1216 Potion Recipes: The Most Exalted Potion Of Summoning D'Lorkuu And Smiting One's Enemies What You Will Require 16 slaves, preferably Hinokans of the smeem caste 1 liver from an adult male CleTak beast 43 small, yet fully ripe vaa berries 3 gallons of water … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
My Life Among The Cosplaying Dogs
...mostly Trek or Who cosplay 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #5 Life On The Magic Bus It was 2:30 in the morning and Doc & Grace Clay had been running almost non-stop for an hour through the godforsaken boondocks of North Korea, dodging NK Army patrols the whole way. To make matters worse, Doc was carrying … Continue reading My Life Among The Cosplaying Dogs
Houses Of the Horny
...Led Zeppelin's first idea for a title 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #3 The Doclopedia #1,215 Potion Recipes: Potion Of Truth Note: This potion will cause anyone who drinks it to tell nothing but the truth for up to 12 hours. This can end up having repercussions that last decades. Start off by combining 3 pints … Continue reading Houses Of the Horny
The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast
...co-starring her Uncle Zeek Zebrahide Sasha Explains It AllAll The Time In The World I love time travel movies. I love time travel TV shows, novels, short stories, plays, heck, I love 'em all. In spite of the fact that almost none of them, especially movies and tv shows, get anywhere near how it really … Continue reading The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast
The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica
...co-starring Patty's friend Rabbi Rabbit Sasha Explains It All More About The Magic Bus If there is one thing folks always seem to have questions about, it's the Magic Bus. This is pretty understandable, since it is unlike anything most sentients here on Earth (or for that matter, about a zillion other planets) ever encounter. … Continue reading The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica
Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer
...those of you who didn't major in biology can look it up Life On The Magic Bus Chapter: REDACTED due to being out of temporal order Winker's final bow Things go cattywonkers Winker Sue Clay was a month past her 18th birthday and knew her time was up. 18 was old for any dog and … Continue reading Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer
A Mink On The Brink Begins To Drink And Think
...and yes, stink. CatCon 8 Day 12: In which we head home, but only after hitting a brand new roadside attraction. So, we interrupted out trip home (actually, our trip to Spike & Mary's) with a stop at the, you guessed it, World Famous Sex Toy Museum. As museums go, this one is both fascinating … Continue reading A Mink On The Brink Begins To Drink And Think
The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs
...co-starring her mom, Mostly Green Josephine CatCon 8 Day 11, Con Day 4: It's all about the pie! The convention is almost over and, as we do every year, we had big fun. Last night's Old Time Radio shows went of without a hitch and were very well received. Next year, the con staff wants … Continue reading The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs
The Pastry Goblins Attack The Ice Cream Dwarves!
...it's war! CatCon 8 Day 10, Con Day 3: It's all about the Old Time Radio! Very quick report today, kids! Breakfast: Ate at Mistress Diana's Breakfast Dungeon. Great food and the décor is quite eye opening. (Daisy: WOAH! WTF?) (Leon: And humans laugh at us because we lick our butts?) Seminars: Went to two. … Continue reading The Pastry Goblins Attack The Ice Cream Dwarves!
Bucky & Squint Take A Goose To The Movies
...not their best idea CatCon 8 Day 9, Con Day 2: It's all about the warm mud! This morning, a great number of us had breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space!, which I may have mentioned in the past has BACON & BUTTER FLAVORED SYRUP. (Sasha: Every year, Daddy buys a 5 gallon jug of … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Take A Goose To The Movies
To Grill A Mockingbird
...first, get your grill nice and clean CatCon 8 Day 8, Con Day 1: It's all about the LARPing! Note: For info on the new names that appear below, see previous con reports. On top of the gaming, seminars (two for me, three for Spike), GMing (me, Brian, Peter, Daisy), (Daisy: I ran a dogs … Continue reading To Grill A Mockingbird
White Drunks On Pope
...Irish Catholics, no doubt CatCon 8 Day 7, Con Day 0: It's all about the goodie bag! We arrived in Critter City about 10 am this morning, after stopping for a hearty breakfast at Chuckwagon Jim's, a pretty darned good place to eat. (Silky: Biscuits & gravy for dogs!) (Leon: Fried catfish for me!) Our … Continue reading White Drunks On Pope
Luis Gato And His All Cat Mariachi Band
...they were pretty good for, you know, being cats CatCon 8 Day 6: In which we travel through a jungle in North Dakota, then pretty much kill a joke in Fargo A quick introduction for today's stop on our trip: The World Famous Amazon Jungle Of The North. The short story on this one is … Continue reading Luis Gato And His All Cat Mariachi Band
The Rare & Beautiful Hopping Red Barrel Cactus Of Potawango Island
...try to stay out of their way CatCon 8 Day 5: In which we recreate a hair raising ride, experience nature & Stupid Tourist Tricks and then just eat the hell out of ice cream Glacier National Park, so far: To start with, I need to point out that on our first trip here (DogCon … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Hopping Red Barrel Cactus Of Potawango Island
FOOOOD FOOOORRRR DOGGGGSSSSS! With Extra Stinky Sauce.
...dogs love the stinky sauce CatCon 8 Day 4: In which we revisit a legendary roadside attraction and a tear or two of joy is shed. It was in Dufur, Oregon, in 2010 that we went to see the World's Largest Toilet paper roll, which was actually TWO huge competing rolls that were destroyed minutes … Continue reading FOOOOD FOOOORRRR DOGGGGSSSSS! With Extra Stinky Sauce.
Mr. Feathers, Private Duck
...quack quack, tough guy! CatCon 8 Day 3: In which have encounters of the canine kind and, late at night, there is a dog party. A few years back, we were near Boise City, Oklahoma, when we saw a sign advertising the Dog Days Festival and we knew we'd have to stop. Turns out that … Continue reading Mr. Feathers, Private Duck
Zany Bullfinches Pestered My Hoopoes
...google it CatCon 8 Day 2: In which we check out some monsters, the cheekiness of jackrabbits is discussed and Auntie Avis bakes pies. Day 2 of our trip found us in Kingman, Arizona, where we visited the newly renamed and upgraded “Monsters Of The Desert!” Years ago, desert sculptors with time on their hands … Continue reading Zany Bullfinches Pestered My Hoopoes
The Adventures Of Meerkat-Man
...a very alert and upright superhero CatCon 8 Day 1: In which a wide variety of potato products are thrown about and we watch movies In Grimly, Arizona, Potato Throwing Days started in 1886 when the “damned near all male” population of this mountain logging and mining town got tired of eating the potatoes that … Continue reading The Adventures Of Meerkat-Man
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