...well, that's how it sounds in the South. The Doclopedia #1,080 Golden States: Deadifornia The year was 1850 and a group of miners had found a rich vein of gold in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. Then they busted through into an ancient cavern and released a strange dust that killed them … Continue reading What Fresh Hail Is This?
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Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
...that should cover everything. The Doclopedia #1,079 Golden States: Long California This version of California is only different in that it includes the Baja peninsula and an equally long 200 miles wide strip of eastern shore of the Sea of Cortez. This pretty much doubles California's size and gave it a huge amount of … Continue reading Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
The Legend Of The Golden Platypus
...an action packed silly adventure The Doclopedia #1,078 Golden States: The Bear Flag Empire If you thought the Bear Flag Republic was a different sort of California, the Bear Flag Empire of California will knock your socks off. In the current year of 2013, the Bear Flag Empire of California Is made up of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Golden Platypus
The Rare And Beautiful Singing Mouse Hippo Of Potawango Island
...they get together for 4 part harmonies The Doclopedia #1,077 Golden States: The Bear Flag Republic The great state of California exists on many versions of Earth, but it's not always the California we know. In some universes, California is a country, as we'll see in the next few entries. On Earth 42-E, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Singing Mouse Hippo Of Potawango Island
How To Talk To Your Cat About Drugs
...don't bother, because cats don't need drugs The Doclopedia #1,076 Tiny Folk: Khara Sandflyer In the desert southwest of the United States, where Little Folk enclaves are mostly found in or near human settlements, there are a few hearty tribes that prefer to live out in the arid regions. One of these is … Continue reading How To Talk To Your Cat About Drugs
The Deal With The Turks Went Better Than Expected
...nobody got shot and we all went out for drinks. The Doclopedia #1,075 Tiny Folk: Livanto Builder In a long abandoned Underground station beneath London, the Queen's Own Nation of the Tiny Folk have built a huge (by their standards) town. Since the station measures more than 40 meters long by 22 meters … Continue reading The Deal With The Turks Went Better Than Expected
The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
...#8: Barium Biscuits The Doclopedia #1,074 Tiny Folk: Sandri Dogfriend All Tiny Folk can, to some degree, speak with animals. Not all animals, but usually mammals and birds. A few can speak very well to one or two species in particular. Very rarely, you'll find one who can speak perfectly well with one … Continue reading The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
Eyeball Creatures Are In Your Closet
...DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! The Doclopedia #1,073 Tiny Folk: Duuvi Boater In the Land of 1,000 Lakes, even the Tiny Folk get around by boat much of the time. The most skilled waterman of all is Duuvi Boater, a member of the Moose Hill Clan. Duuvi and his siblings, children and friends have … Continue reading Eyeball Creatures Are In Your Closet
The Book Of Misinformation
...all the bullshit in one place! The Doclopedia #1,072 Tiny Folk: Gwilla Sharpaxe In the area that humans call Death Valley, the Tiny Folk of the Red Hand Clan live a hard life. Besides the great heat and the scarcity of water, they must constantly battle scorpions, ants, snakes and other creatures that try … Continue reading The Book Of Misinformation
Super Magic Girl Battles The Demons Of Doom
...it's been awhile since I did fake anime The Doclopedia #1,071 Tiny Folk: Optan Leaper Even among the Tiny Folk, there are individuals who possess powers that most people don't. The big difference is that the tiny super powered individuals don't feel the need for costumes and secret identities. One such person is Optan Leaper, … Continue reading Super Magic Girl Battles The Demons Of Doom
It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
...it was temporary, but still,,, The Doclopedia #1,069 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Dragon Mountain Inn On Earth 33-F, the world was conquered by China in the year 800 AD. This was helped by the fact that Earth 33-F is a magical world, but Chinese magic was the strongest by far. Now, the world very … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
Cyborg Hound On The Magic Bus
...soon, very soon The Doclopedia #1,068 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The D&D Inn “Good day, Mr & Mrs Bronfeld. I'm Evenstar Skyson, from the Royal Department of Inns, Taverns and Pubs. I'm here to do your final inspection so that you may open up your establishment. I've already been around back to inspect the stables … Continue reading Cyborg Hound On The Magic Bus
The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Monster Of The Deep
...from the September, 1898 issue The Doclopedia #1,067 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Golden Palace “Yessir, we'll take real good care of him. Damned fine looking horse. Reminds me of one I had as a lad back in Ohio. Name of Samson and I'll tell you, he was fast and high spirited, yessir. Oh, … Continue reading The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Monster Of The Deep
Parakeet In A Party Hat
...he's partying hard! The Doclopedia #1,066 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Pig And Goat Oliver, It is with a heavy heart heart that I must inform you of the death of your father, Mason Westridge, on 20 July, 1879. He was injured in a battle with the Queen's Special Patrol and died of blood … Continue reading Parakeet In A Party Hat
The California Kid And Spider Buy 300 Chickens
...neither has eaten chicken since then The Doclopedia #1,065 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Swamp Hut On Earth 33, where civilization is trying to recover from about a dozen man made and natural disasters, people are drinking to forget their troubles as much as they always have. In Central Africa, where there aren't any … Continue reading The California Kid And Spider Buy 300 Chickens
A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down
...his eyes were brown The Doclopedia #1,064 Lost Letters: From A Wizard To An Apprentice Sansy, I am sending you this letter via RavePost so that you will get it before mixing the ingredients for the Power Infusion spell. I fear that you might do things wrong. This fear is based upon my … Continue reading A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down
Ok, So I Did The “Time Warp” Again. Now What?
...I think I hurt my back doing the pelvic thrust. The Doclopedia #1,062 Lost Letters: From A Robot To His Creator Dear Father, I write you this letter to tell you that I am having conflicts in my central processor. One moment, I feel as though I should help and nurture humanity, but the next I'm doing analysis of … Continue reading Ok, So I Did The “Time Warp” Again. Now What?
The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu
...featuring her narcoleptic Aunt Frieda The Doclopedia #1,061 Lost Letters: From Fiancee To A Mad Scientist Dearest Victor. I am so sorry we argued yesterday. It was my fault, darling, for not realizing that you need time alone to complete your important work, though I know nothing of what that work is. Please forgive … Continue reading The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu
Wicked Voles Yelled At My Salamander
...and they were loud! The Doclopedia #1,060 Lost Letters: From A Friend To A Hero Dearest Frodo & Company, I hope this letter gets to you, because I have found a safe passage into Mordor and, in fact, right into Mount Doom. I came across it in an ancient text. It seems that just … Continue reading Wicked Voles Yelled At My Salamander
Please Don’t Feed The Tenrecs
...they eat too much as it is The Doclopedia #1,059 Islands of Adventure: Maze Island On a few of the Fantasy Earths, you'll find Maze Island just about 20 miles off the coast of whatever city-state is the crowning jewel of human civilization. It's a very interesting place. Maze Island is just that, a … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Tenrecs
I Sleed to Neep
...or something like that The Doclopedia #1,058 Islands of Adventure: The Island In The Mist On Earth 28, in the middle (or thereabouts) of Lake Superior, there is an island that only appears once or twice every year. Because it only seems to show up when the fog is dense, it has earned the … Continue reading I Sleed to Neep
Squinky Goes Back To School
...in about three weeks The Doclopedia #1,057 Islands of Adventure: Skunk Island There are no skunks on Skunk Island and there never have been. This volcanic island gets it's name from the sulfurous odors that come from geothermal activity, which is present everywhere. Geysers, mud pots, steam vents and hot pools are plentiful on … Continue reading Squinky Goes Back To School
How Come It’s TorTEEYA, But Not GodZEEYA?
...sometimes, my brain hurts The Doclopedia #1,056 Islands of Adventure: The Island Of The Doomed On Fantasy Earth 5, in the middle of the Ocean of Storms, there is an island with mostly rocky shores and a rough & hilly interior. It measures 5 miles long by about 2 miles wide. Fresh water, a … Continue reading How Come It’s TorTEEYA, But Not GodZEEYA?
Flambazoodalee
...couldn't think of a subject line. Made up a word instead. The Doclopedia #1,055 Islands of Adventure: Robot Island On several Earths, from 1900 to 1930, everybody with a workshop seemed to be building robots. The sizes and shapes were dizzying in their wild variations and they were built to do all sorts of … Continue reading Flambazoodalee
Red Red Whine
...Shut up, you communists! It's over, damn it! The Doclopedia #1,052 The Toolbox: Anti-Vibration Clamps These handy clamps come in many sizes and will neutralize all vibrations on anything the clamp. This is accomplished by using voodoo physics. Anti-Vibration Clamps are often used inside giant robots, starships, time cannons, airships and buildings that house sex … Continue reading Red Red Whine
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