…Shut up, you communists! It’s over, damn it!
The Doclopedia #1,052
The Toolbox: Anti-Vibration Clamps
These handy clamps come in many sizes and will neutralize all vibrations on anything the clamp. This is accomplished by using voodoo physics.
Anti-Vibration Clamps are often used inside giant robots, starships, time cannons, airships and buildings that house sex addicts.
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The Doclopedia #1,053
The Toolbox: Screwdriver Deluxe
Yes, you may know this screwdriver by another name thanks to a popular British television show, but the real deal does so much more.
Need a device to reprogram a gene based computer? You’ve got it!
Can’t shut off a mind melting cybersong? Use the Screwdriver Deluxe!
Want to seal an Ancient Evil away forever? There’s a setting for that!
Want to open a cold beer? No problem!
Best of all, each Screwdriver Deluxe is programmed at the factory to respond only to the person who owns it. All others will be transmogrified into a Dornubian Phlegm Weasel!
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