Red Red Whine

...Shut up, you communists! It's over, damn it! The Doclopedia #1,052 The Toolbox: Anti-Vibration Clamps These handy clamps come in many sizes and will neutralize all vibrations on anything the clamp. This is accomplished by using voodoo physics. Anti-Vibration Clamps are often used inside giant robots, starships, time cannons, airships and buildings that house sex … Continue reading Red Red Whine →

Why I Had To Apologize To The Vampires Of Paris

...I was singing "Werewolves of London" The Doclopedia #1,050 The Toolbox: Left Handed Screw Polarizer Thank you for purchasing a Yuland-Weytani Left Handed Screw Polarizer. This precision instrument, used properly, should give you years of faithful service. How To Operate A Left Handed Screw Polarizer 1: Activate the the SmartTool OS by pressing the … Continue reading Why I Had To Apologize To The Vampires Of Paris →

Handsome Joe Goes To The Movies

...to see "Iron Hound 3" The Doclopedia #1,048 The Toolbox: Duck Tape So you've got a busted wing or maybe some frayed webbing on your foot. My friend, you need all new, 100% organic Duck Tape! It has a thousand uses around the nest! Use Duck Tape to reinforce your bill after a long summer … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Movies →