...the goose was very grateful The Doclopedia #430 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Mikwitz Mikwitz are tiny two inch tall humanoids native to certain fantasy versions of Earth. Possessed of both great speed and a great potential for mischief, they are the bane of Wizards and Alchemists. A single Mikwitz, or worse yet a small … Continue reading Chapter 39: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War, But Not Until Thrashing The Wicked Vicar And Setting Free The Goose
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It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
...DON'T BLINK! (if you're not a Doctor Who fan, you won't get it) The Doclopedia #428 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Monster Island A great many other Earths have a place called Monster Island, but they vary quite a bit as to geography, topography and exactly what kind of “monsters”, if any, you'll find there. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
...but Huck was a schmuck The Doclopedia #427 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lirxorvizl On the Earth where technology and magic hold equal sway, the insane god Lirxorvizl once tried to destroy all who did not worship him, which would have been pretty much everybody. Fortunately for the people of the world, he only had … Continue reading A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
This Blog Now Rated “G”
...nope, just fuckin' with ya The Doclopedia #425 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lortonium First created by the internationally famous Mad Scientist Dantham Lorton during the summer of 1883, lortonium is the wonder metal of the Steam Age. Lighter than aluminum, yet stronger than steel, it resists corrosion and is almost non conductive of electricity, … Continue reading This Blog Now Rated “G”
Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
...from the September, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #423 The Alphabet, Again: K is for...King Magwon III His Royal & Exalted Highness, King Magwon the Third, was the ruler of Izvonia from 1109 – 1140 NC (New Calendar), during which time he successfully drove all of the Goblins out of the country and opened up much … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
...and it's yummy, too The Doclopedia #421 The Alphabet, Again: J is for...Jelly Sex On Earth 15, back in the early 1970's, there was a brief time when the sexually adventurous and the swingers took to having orgies in plastic lined rooms that held a huge pile, or in some cases several small piles, of … Continue reading A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel Monkeys
...cute, but just another failed ripoff WOOHOO! Two Doclopedia posts today, kids! The Doclopedia #419 The Alphabet, Again:H is for...Horned Rat Oil On several Earths where magic rules, the oil derived from the liver fat of the Horned Rat is a very valuable component in many potions and elixirs. It is also extremely expensive, since … Continue reading Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel Monkeys
Barnacle Time!
...with Barnacle Bill The Doclopedia #418 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...Holy Order Of The Laughing Mother When this order of nuns was formed in the wilds of British Columbia in 1885, nobody took much notice. But when these jolly, joking, helpful and charitable sisters starting going out into the community to do their good … Continue reading Barnacle Time!
Golden Crickets
...no relation to the Buddy Holly kind The Doclopedia #417 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...H'riis The H'riis are a really obnoxious alien race from the far side of the Milky Way. No, really, they truly are some of the biggest arseholes in the galaxy. Nobody likes them and we only do business with them … Continue reading Golden Crickets
Not In This Issue: Geese, Hawaiian Shirts Or Road Repair Warnings
...although we do regret the lack of geese The Doclopedia #416 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...Hector The Selector Hector the Selector, a name given to him by the newspapers of Miami, was a serial killer active in the Miami/Dade County area from April 14th to July 11th, 1977. He killed 10 people ranging in … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Geese, Hawaiian Shirts Or Road Repair Warnings
Today’s Blog Is Presented In Wide Screen Blog-O-Vision
...with extra terrifying Post-O-Rama! The Doclopedia #415 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Ground Shaker Ground Shakers are the 300 ton helltanks used by the Army of the Americas in their war against Asia United and the Second European Union for the liberation of Africa. These huge tanks, officially known as the H-3 Cybertank, are semi-autonomous … Continue reading Today’s Blog Is Presented In Wide Screen Blog-O-Vision
The Most Likely Radical, Yet Still All American, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Vanishing Toaster
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Bunwacker The Doclopedia is BACK! Enjoy, Faithful Readers! The Doclopedia #414 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Golden Gate Bridge Listen, kid, places have power! So do names, especially well known names. When you put them together, a well known place with a powerful name, you've got something a wizard can … Continue reading The Most Likely Radical, Yet Still All American, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Vanishing Toaster
I’m Back
...again That is the third time I have used that subject line. Each time has come after a hiatus following a dog's death and I'm really hoping not to have that happen again for several years. As always, we want to thank everybody for the kind words here, on Facebook and elsewhere. They really meant … Continue reading I’m Back
R.I.P. Winker Sue Cross (2004-2012)
...our sweet little Winkerdog Yesterday, February 23, 2012, at 9:30 pm we said goodbye to Winker. After pulling through from congestive heart failure brought on by her enlarged heart almost exactly a year ago, she had a relapse that we could do nothing about. She died at home, on the floor next to Grace's chair, … Continue reading R.I.P. Winker Sue Cross (2004-2012)
Time For Time Off
This blog is on a short hiatus due to family problems and health issues. I will try to get back to it as soon as I am able. Doc
It Was Time For Hot Chocolate And Bourbon
...together in a large mug Doc Update 1: Dundracon was great. Was going to write a report here, but... ...2: Winker is not feeling well at all. It's her heart acting up again. 3: Healthwise, I'm doing ok, but I'm back on the Diet Train. 4: I'll do Doclopedia entries tonight or tomorrow. More blogging … Continue reading It Was Time For Hot Chocolate And Bourbon
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Stuffy Old Gents
...harrumph! I say! The Doclopedia #413 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Guys Wearing Floppy Hats Guys Wearing Floppy Hats (GWFH) was one of the hottest musical groups of the 1980's. They had a string of hits beginning with “You Can Wear My Hat” and peaking with “Big & Floppy”. They deftly combined swing, disco & … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Stuffy Old Gents
Please Deposit $100,000.00 For This Post
...even if only a couple of you do it, I'm debt free YOW! I'm not fully packed up for Dundracon yet, plus there are about 35 gazillion things to do here at The D&G Home for Spoiled Hounds. See, this is why I have to take blood pressure pills. At any rate, I found time … Continue reading Please Deposit $100,000.00 For This Post
Perky Twits
...everybody hates them The Doclopedia #411 The Alphabet, Again: F is for...Feline Telekinesis Syndrome What is Feline Telekinesis Syndrome?: Although not fully understood by the scientific and medical establishment, it appears that FTS causes cats to manifest the ability to move things merely by thinking of it. In most cases, the afflicted cat can only … Continue reading Perky Twits
The 13 Things You Never Want Have In Your Pants
...#6: Weasels! A Call For Suggestions Gentle Readers, I need your help with the Doclopedia. In a couple of months, I want to do between 30 and 60 posts on the theme of “Subject Line Madness”, in which each entry will expand upon some of the nearly 2,000 (actually, by then, over 2,000) subject lines/titles … Continue reading The 13 Things You Never Want Have In Your Pants
Talking Business With Mom
Around 11:30 this morning, just after returning from breakfast out with Grace, the phone rang and it was my mom calling. In typical fashion for my mother when she wants to talk about something serious, she was very vague, saying only that she needed me to come up to her house in Marysville to discuss … Continue reading Talking Business With Mom
Is That A Mark III Thermo Unit In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
...oh my, it's armed! The Doclopedia #409 The Alphabet, Again: F is for... Fingers Of Hell The Fingers of Hell first appeared on one of the magic based Earths just after a great war had begun. Extending up out of the ground, they were five 1 mile long writing columns of what looked like smoke … Continue reading Is That A Mark III Thermo Unit In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
Linguine With Clem Sauce
...umm, no thanks, Clem The Doclopedia #407 The Alphabet, Again: E is for...Elephants, Pink In the Tooniverse, Pink Elephants appear whenever a character gets drunk or is having a case of the DTs. Sometimes they just hang around, but often there will be a bunch of them doing a musical number, usually about the evils … Continue reading Linguine With Clem Sauce
Doc Tempest: The City Dies At Dawn
...from the 1999 graphic novel The Doclopedia #405 The Alphabet, Again: D is for...Dragontooth Dragontooth is a legendary sword made from, you guessed it, a real dragon tooth. After being taken from the mouth of a recently slain dragon, the tooth had many sorcerous spell laid upon it. It was then given to skilled Gnomish … Continue reading Doc Tempest: The City Dies At Dawn
True Tails Of The Winkerdog
...co-starring her sisters, Neurotic Nelly and Speedy McBarksalot In Which I Prepare To Jump Into The Fire As I've mentioned a few times over the interwebs, I'm going to have outpatient surgery on my fucked up left shoulder on March 7th. This will put me out of work for about 6 weeks, assuming I heal … Continue reading True Tails Of The Winkerdog
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