The Holy Shit, It’s May Already! Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Nuns Who Went Skinnydipping

…co-starring her favorite nun, Sister Rebecca Ranuncula

The Doclopedia #3,416

One Room: In A Victorian Mansion

“No, madame, nobody is allowed into this room. It was the bedroom of Lady Coldwell’s son, Geoffrey, who went off with the Army to India and was reported killed in combat. His body was never recovered. It affected the Mistress terribly, so she shut off the room and it has not been opened these last 20 years.

I should caution you that some of the maids think they heard somebody in there several years back, but that would be impossible. The only key is held by the Mistress, and it has not been away from her even once.

A break in? Oh, not unless the burglar were a monkey or a very experienced mountain climber. The main window is 70 feet up. No, I assure you, the room is untouched and will stay that way as long as her Ladyship lives.”

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