...a hard lesson learned The Doclopedia #1,329 News Of The Multiverse: Sports News Chicago, United States, Earth 1-I: Fans rioted in the streets when the Chicago Cubs lost what would have been their fifth in a row World Series. The Cubs lost on a controversial call of out at home plate after two extra innings. … Continue reading Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea
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The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump
...co-starring her mule, Patrick Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,328 News Of The Multiverse: International News Beijing, China, Earth 287-E: The 3,206th Offering of Peace To The Great Dragon King ceremony took a troubling turn when dissident worshipers of the Tiger God set loose hundreds of cats. The Great Dragon, … Continue reading The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump
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Monsters In The Cereal Bowl
...not tasty at all Hey, look, a brand new Doclopedia theme that starts with a sequel to a very old one! The Doclopedia #1,327 It Happened One Night: Return Of The Hi Bouncy Ball It was July 3rd of 1972 and the Hamblin family, of Goldvale, California, had traveled to New York City … Continue reading Monsters In The Cereal Bowl
The Mostly Pretty Innocent, But Sometimes A Bit “Spanky”, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Jar Of Squid Paste.
...co-starring her horse, Reginald The Doclopedia #1,326 Spells Gone Wild: Fear “Yes, General Halkorian, I was there at the Battle of Bluestone Creek. I was...am...a Wizard of the second circle. I was assigned to work with Wizard Orlyanda, who is...was...actually, we aren't sure what happened to her...anyway, she was of the ninth circle. … Continue reading The Mostly Pretty Innocent, But Sometimes A Bit “Spanky”, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Jar Of Squid Paste.
Ducks VS Turkeys: Now It’s Personal!
...my money is on the ducks The Doclopedia #1,325 Spells Gone Wild: Sleep “Hello? Hello? Hargor can you wake up? Gilia, what about you? Rise and shine, Kelvo! Oh, please do wake up. The entire town is asleep and I'm sure I can't steal that ancient sword by myself. I'm just not strong … Continue reading Ducks VS Turkeys: Now It’s Personal!
The Piano Has Been Thinking
...not me, not me Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,324 Spells Gone Wild: Magic Missile “Horkaw! Whut da hell wuz dat? You was s'posed ta cast dat spell at dose hoomans an' dwarfs! How come dem magical mizzels went all over an hit our guyz? One a' dem blew … Continue reading The Piano Has Been Thinking
Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
...from the September 1961 issue Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! Sorry this took so long but I've been busy doing science stuff and helping Santa during Xmas Eve. Here is some reader mail from the past few months. My Auntie Rosie Kirkland asks “Do they (meaning aliens) have dogs? If so, what … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
The Cucumber Of Madness (And Other Stories)
...spoooooky stories! The Doclopedia #1,322 Spells Gone Wild: Fireball “I swear, Finniken, as Great Hothar is my witness, not one of my old masters ever said not to cast the Fireball spell in an area of very high natural mana. They talked about the problems in low mana areas and how you should not cast … Continue reading The Cucumber Of Madness (And Other Stories)
The Trouble Sisters Go Looking For The Teflon Bastard
...they wanted to mess him up The Doclopedia #1,321 Welcome To The Village: Dragon Point There are exactly 300 people living in Dragon Point. 150 men and 150 women, all of them looking about 50 years old. Unlike ordinary humans, these folks have strange colored hair. Some have fiery red-orange hair, which isn't … Continue reading The Trouble Sisters Go Looking For The Teflon Bastard
A Pretty Kitty Sang A Witty Ditty
...her name was Smitty The Doclopedia #1,320 Welcome To The Village: Granuush Orcs. Ugly, violent, greedy, treacherous, cunning Orcs. Everybody knows them and everybody hates them. They even hate each other, which is why the various Orc clans are always at war with each other. Did we mention the practice cannibalism? They do, and … Continue reading A Pretty Kitty Sang A Witty Ditty
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Caught By Her Parents
...run, boy, RUN The Doclopedia #1,319 Welcome To The Village: Porklyville On PigEarth 3, where humanoid pigs are the dominant species, you'll find the sleepy little town of Porklyville, Texas. Nothing much ever happens in Porklyville. People buy food at the Piggly Wiggly, go dancing and drinking at the Hog Wilde Saloon and see … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Caught By Her Parents
Chapter 565: In Which Our Hero, Having Made His Way To China, Persuades A Warlord Into Wrestling An Octopus
...and it was a BIG octopus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,318 Welcome To The Village: Bleak Valley With a name like Bleak Valley, you can pretty much predict that this village of 300 people isn't going to be mistaken for Las Vegas. While the village itself is pleasant looking and … Continue reading Chapter 565: In Which Our Hero, Having Made His Way To China, Persuades A Warlord Into Wrestling An Octopus
My Life Among The Snarky Women
...sweet, but snarky The Doclopedia #1,317 Well, That's Different: Ronald Reagan, Liberal Superstar (I’ve gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I’ve caused some changes. Here is one.) When told about my history “restructuring”, most people either get pissed off or congratulate … Continue reading My Life Among The Snarky Women
Never Put Eels In Your Underwear
...trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,316 Well, That's Different: The Feminist Firestorm (I've gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I've caused some changes. Here is one.) This one was only my fault in that I suggested going to Earth 20-H for a … Continue reading Never Put Eels In Your Underwear
The Very Strange & Surreal, Yet Also Darkly Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Orange Skinned President
...co-starring her best buddy, Alex Baldwin The Doclopedia #1,315 Well, That's Different: The Conquest Of The Air (I've gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I've caused some changes. Here is one.) Earth 22-C is at the year 1964 as of today, … Continue reading The Very Strange & Surreal, Yet Also Darkly Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Orange Skinned President
The Amazing Spider-Ant
...he is an ant bitten by a radioactive spider The Doclopedia #1,314 Modern Magical Items: Cloak Of Commuting Cloaks of Commuting are somewhat improperly named, since most people associate commuting with traveling on some conveyance like a train or car. The Cloak of Commuting is technically a Cloak of Teleportation that is linked between two … Continue reading The Amazing Spider-Ant
Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
...What? Oh, it's BEASTS! My bad. The Doclopedia #1,313 Modern Magical Items: Garden Tool Golem The first thing you need to know about Garden Tool Golems is that nobody knows who the hell is making them. They just appear one day, walking through the suburbs wearing a sign saying “Do you need help in the … Continue reading Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
Pajamas: The Playboy Dog
...he's a smooth operator The Doclopedia #1,312 Modern Magical Items: Brassiere Of Ultimate Comfort As one might imagine, this item is in big demand. Calling them a brassiere is actually not true. There are no straps at all, just two cups of varying design, depending upon the needs of the woman. While the … Continue reading Pajamas: The Playboy Dog
The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island
...old roleplayers will get the joke The Doclopedia #1,311 Modern Magical Items: Enchanted Pooper Scooper This item looks like the sort of device owned by millions of dog owners around the world. Long handle and a scoop at the end. They come in a variety of colors. But this pooper scooper has … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island
In The News: Two Blue Shoes And A Bag Of Screws
...owned by some shrews The Doclopedia #1,310 Famous Bunnies: Murph & Brownie On Earth 176-G, where there are no humans, there are dozens of other sentient species. Among these are the Rabbits, who specialize in the entertainment industry. Yes, bunnies act in, write, direct and produce most motion pictures and television shows. They are … Continue reading In The News: Two Blue Shoes And A Bag Of Screws
Goat With A Shotgun
...NOT a motion picture The Doclopedia #1,309 Famous Bunnies: Miss Twiddles In the fall of 1950, the BBC debuted a 15 minute program called “Miss Twiddles Reads To You”, which featured a white female rabbit wearing glasses. Every weekday at 4:00 pm, Miss Twiddles would hop out onto a pillow and read from a children's … Continue reading Goat With A Shotgun
The Rocking & Rolling, But Still Pretty Much PG-13 Rated, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The All Night Party
...co-starring her best buddy, Babs Booderbog The Doclopedia #1,308 Famous Bunnies: Larry Larry was the companion animal of Captain Ricardo Torres, leader of the first colony on Mars. He was two years old when they left Earth and not quite three when they landed. By all accounts, Larry was a well behaved bunny and seldom … Continue reading The Rocking & Rolling, But Still Pretty Much PG-13 Rated, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The All Night Party
Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor
...from the October, 1957 issue The Doclopedia #1,307 How Did You Get That Scar?: The Pirate “I see you staring at my bosom, mate. Or rather, at that circular scar on the right one, correct? No, no need to apologize. Strapping young lads such as yourself can't help but stare at beauties like … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor
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