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The Doclopedia #1,314
Modern Magical Items: Cloak Of Commuting
Cloaks of Commuting are somewhat improperly named, since most people associate commuting with traveling on some conveyance like a train or car. The Cloak of Commuting is technically a Cloak of Teleportation that is linked between two places, your home and where you work, or vice versa. They work very well, but if you need to change either destination, a wizard will charge you a cool $2,000 and it takes a week to re-tune the cloak.
Most Cloaks of Commuting can be had for under $200.00 and are remarkably durable.