...people hunt them for their intestinal diamonds Yer gettin' STUFF co I'm sleepy! 1: In our home, the baby gate that we use to keep the dogs out of any given room is Daisy's Hated Enemy. She will bark like hell at it if she sees it folded up anywhere. Winker, on the other hand, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Five Horned Pygmy Swamp Elk Of Potawango Island
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Doc Tempest And The Mystery Of The Jade Jackal
...from the August, 1965 issue It's pretty cold outside. Frost is all over everything and The Girls undertook their bathroom duties with great haste, lest they become pupsicles. I had a dream last night that I was in a rock & roll band and we were opening for Led Zeppelin. It was a very realistic … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Mystery Of The Jade Jackal
So We Put It In A Box And Mailed It To Russia
...without a return address Oh yeah, baby, I've got stuff for you 1: Ok, so I watched Tin Man on Sci Fi Channel. Despite being somewhat predictable and having a 3 hour story drug out to 6 hours, it did not suck. I liked the various references to the Judy Garland version and Zooey Deschanel, … Continue reading So We Put It In A Box And Mailed It To Russia
The Kitty Cats Buy A Home In The Suburbs
...but the neighbors hate them, cos nobody wants to live near a cathouse That might have been too long a walk for a punchline. Sweet Jesus, Mabel, That Damned Hippie Has More STUFF! 1: Watched the Heroes season finale last night. As always, a mixed bag, but good fun. If I were the Petrelli boys, … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Buy A Home In The Suburbs
The Free Range Celtic White Boy Goes To Rio
...or is it Reno? Actually, this free range Celtic white boy will be going to neither Rio or Reno. But I will be going to the dog park and other Saturday fun spots. My headache, which I'm pretty sure was caused by a pinched neck nerve, has gone away. A good thing, too, since I … Continue reading The Free Range Celtic White Boy Goes To Rio
The Land Where Babies Play With Eyeballs And Old People Crawl On Walls
...ewwwwwww! All Aboard The Random Stuff Express I'm still lovin' me some Heroes this season, but the writers/producer need to learn three lessons: (1) If you kill somebody, at least let them stay dead awhile (preferably all/most of a season) before you bring them back. Sylar should have not appeared this season. (2) You don't … Continue reading The Land Where Babies Play With Eyeballs And Old People Crawl On Walls
Chapter 81: In Which Our Hero Steals A Ship, Becomes A Pirate And Teaches A Parrot Rude Phrases
...and a rude gesture or two Future Doc here, commenting from 2017. The previous version of this post was done on LiveJournal and the pics I had put in it never transferred, so I'm replacing the whole post with Some Random Gaming Ideas. 1: Set a campaign at the very end of a millennia (or … Continue reading Chapter 81: In Which Our Hero Steals A Ship, Becomes A Pirate And Teaches A Parrot Rude Phrases
The Rocketgirls From Venus VS King Octopus
...pulpy goodness Yes, I know, no Violet today. I was distracted. Will try to do better tomorrow. In other news: Happy Birthday to muskrat_john!
The Heartwarming Holiday Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Temple Of Screaming Madness
...co-starring her pet tree kangaroo, Hepzibah The UnTurkey Day Report As I have mentioned before, Grace and I vowed early on (before we were even married) to never prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner on Thanksgiving. Eat one at someone elses house, yes (tho we have yet to that), but cook one of our own, no. … Continue reading The Heartwarming Holiday Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Temple Of Screaming Madness
Putting A Positive Spin On Doomsday
...at least it'll solve overpopulation Happy Thanksgiving to those of us what celebrates it today! And what, you might well ask, is this Humble Country Boy thankful for? I'm thankful for My Sweet Angel, Grace and my two loving pooches, Daisy & Winker and my loyal, raucous and always funny family and my ever interesting … Continue reading Putting A Positive Spin On Doomsday
Pieboy Got A New Coat Of Paint
...and he looked very Continental Hoody Hoo! I'm getting Friday off work, which gives me a 4 day weekend. For those of you who have never worked in the food service industry, this is pretty much a miracle. Actually, it's more of a sign of the economic times, but what the fuck...I get a long … Continue reading Pieboy Got A New Coat Of Paint
Electric Witch Princess Suki
...everyone's favorite manga cutie Well, today was certainly a mix of fucking annoying and pretty good. It started off with the Dish Network guy not showing up. When I called the place to find out what was up, the pinheaded little hosebag that took my order earlier in the week told me that, gee, she … Continue reading Electric Witch Princess Suki
The Dirty Dreams Of Mr. Porkwaffle
...what a nasty old man My oh my, the funny little curveballs life does throw us. Such as right after I do my last post swearing that I'll post more on the RPG idea later, I pull a muscle in my neck. It hurt...alot...all day...but I figured I'd just come home after work and, properly … Continue reading The Dirty Dreams Of Mr. Porkwaffle
The Chowder Gnomes Build An Airplane
...from which they'll drop magical chowder bowls No big weekend report, mostly cos there were no big weekend doings here at the Cross Home For Sassy Basset Hounds. Pretty lazy, overall, mostly due to it being rainy and My Sweet Little Barn Swallow Of Passion being hip deep in some killer homework. I'll do a … Continue reading The Chowder Gnomes Build An Airplane
A Lady That Can Get The Job Done
...she had a preference for blackmail When The SugarMan Makes Pizza, All The Girls Swoon And Sigh Grace was delayed in getting home last night due to her light rail train hitting some train racing halfwit on a bike. So, I held off putting the lovingly handcrafted Marinated Steak With Portabella Mushroom And Fresh Tomato … Continue reading A Lady That Can Get The Job Done
Attack Of The Pygmy Parrots
...an American International film Two big events are happening today! First, it's another HAPPY BIRTHDAY for my buddy nikchick! She's just about as nice a person as you'd want to meet. Have a good one, Nik! Secondly, it's me and Grace's 11TH ANNIVERSARY! Obviously, my Sweet Angel should be getting some sort of medal for … Continue reading Attack Of The Pygmy Parrots
The Rare And Colorful Pudgy Headed Chipmunks Of Potawango Island
...they're endearingly goofy looking The votes are in and Sir Rupert is the clear winner. A new violet entry will go up tomorrow. In other news, I was right about who "Adam" turned out to be on Heroes! The shit is really about to hit the fan. In other other news (and after many aborted … Continue reading The Rare And Colorful Pudgy Headed Chipmunks Of Potawango Island
The Adventure Of The Evil Sock Puppets
...by John Watson, MD Stuff About Me After getting an email from two of my Loyal Readers who do not happen to be LJers or folks who know me in Real Life (tho we have met, years ago at GenCon in Milwaukee), I've decided to post a few hopefully interesting and clarifying tidbits about myself. … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Evil Sock Puppets
Cats Who Rob Banks Never Leave A Clue
...except for the odd hairball Well, well, well...once again, I had to cast the tie breaking (and randomly determined) vote on the latest Violet poll. That was quite the 3 way race y'all had going there. Anyway, new Violet entry up tonight. All goes well here at Basset Hound Manor, with Grace in her usual … Continue reading Cats Who Rob Banks Never Leave A Clue
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Explodes
...and we all know how much that hurts. The Weekend That Was Saturday was another "Doc throws himself headlong into gardening until he is exhausted" day. I made a great many weeds my bitch, did some pruning, swept/raked up tons of cuttings/clippings, hauled same to a new bigass compost pile (on the driveway, near the … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Explodes
Sleeping Hounds Seldom Howl
...but sometimes they let out a little "woof" Ok, so I'm feeling a bit better. Still hate civilization, but I'll survive. Honestly, sometimes I wonder how you Good Citizens manage. Will post the next Violet entry tonight.
Klingon Cats, Vulcan Mice, Betazoid Dogs
...yikes! Pretty mellow weekend so far. The weather is nice, so we are off to the dog park soon. Gotta get an A&E zine off later. Might garden a bit. More bloggage later.
The New Adventures Of The Cupcake Faeries
...now with extra frosting Well, I'm feeling better. Amazing what 8 hours of sleep, plus some general resting and medication, will do for you. Still not 100% tho, so no heavy writing until maybe tonight. By the way, in case I haven't said it recently, I hate the fucking fall and Winter.
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Covered In Cold Fondue
...I hate when that happens So, here we are with no Violet post. How might that have happened? Read on. How My Sunday Plans Got Royally Fucked Oh, my droogies, I had such plans for yesterday. Some weed whacking, some housework, some writing, some reading of "White Night", the Harry Dresden novel that came out … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Covered In Cold Fondue
The 9 Secrets Of How To Milk A Moose
...15 secrets, if you're Canadian Yesterday: Scribbled ideas and outlines, gardened, did housework, wrangled basset hounds, smooched wife, laughed madly, plotted Today: Dog park, writing, weed whacking, cooking, more plotting, secret stuff, cooking, more wife smooching Tonight: Next entry in Violet's adventures, more mad laughter
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