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Suggestion Box
Recently, in an effort to promote employee morale, this office installed a suggestion box. All employees were encouraged to submit suggestions pertaining to the betterment of our working environment. Oddly enough, they did. Here then, some examples…
From a Miss “Winker”, who hails from “down on the floor, near your feet”…
“I think we should have more meals. Also, there should be more hot dogs on the menu.”
The management shall take this under advisement, but until then, kibble 4 times a day will remain the order of the day.
From Miss “Lucy”, writing from “in your recliner”…
“More tummy rubs!”
I agree! My tummy could use a good rub.
From a Miss “Grace”, from “standing right behind you” (Hmmm…these addresses seem to be a bit “Harry Potter owl postish”, don’t they?)
“When are you going to take out the damned garbage?”
That’s a very good question…but unfortunately, we are out of space.
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