Humans Are Da CWAZIEST Animals

…trust us, we know

DogCon 3 Report From the Critters
(written early this morning, but set to autopost now)

Lucy: I love this con! The LARP was lots of fun and we will do another tonight. I was a thief named Larceny Lulu and Winker & Flash were mages and Abby was a fighter. We also had our friend Nibbler in the group, as well as a big hottie of a Golden Retriever named Bongo. We finished the LARP with 267 points, which put us in 2nd place.

Meals here are always great. Mmmmm…beef!

Later today, Me and Winker and Mom & Dad are going to the spa. This year, a bunch of other friends are going, too.

Flash: Sweet Ceiling Cat above, is this a great place or what? I’ve eaten so much, I think we’ll need a much bigger litterbox. That LARP yesterday was cool. Winker & I were mages and we kicked monster ass. I’m signed up for an all cat LARP on Saturday.

Today, I’m going to a cat spa with Arcadia today. I’m told by other cats that the give hella great massages and fresh minnows for snacks. Oh yeah, daddy like!

Abby: Oh yeah, this con rocks! I have eaten such great stuff: honeysuckle, rosebushes, blackberry vines, a wonderful weed salad…it just goes on & on.

The LARP was fun and I got to be a fighter with Bongo & Nibbler. We took out 4 Orcs, 6 Giant Rats, some Skeletons and a bunch of other monsters. I’m looking forward to the next one.

Today, Sharon is taking me to the Goat Park. There will also be llamas and alpacas and stuff there. Maybe even a pig or two! I’ve heard that there are 14 goats and 36 pigs registered with the con this year.

Winker: This is the best con EVER! We have been eating good and people pet us and little kids hug us and robots clean up out poop! There are lots of fun places for animals to go and Daddy bought us all bandanas in the Dealer’s room.

Flash and I were mages in the LARP and we had fun bitchslapping monsters! We will kill even more in the next LARP. I think Lucy has a crush on Bongo. Hahaha.

On Saturday, Mom & Dad are taking all of us to the Gamers & Their Pets Charity Walk. After that, we go play in another LARP! WooHoo!

Now I’m gonna nap for a bit and later we’ll go to the spa where Mom & Dad get all covered in mud and Lucy and I get baths & massages and jerky treats!