Mr. Porkwaffle Attends A Barroom Brawl

…just as an observer, mind you

The Doclopedia #190

Good Idea/Bad Idea: Reanimating The Dead

Good Idea: Using science to reactivate the dead tissue of a human being, so as to hold the secrets of life, death and immortality in your godlike hands! Bwahahahaha!

Bad Idea: You reanimated your mother in law? Seriously, WTF?      

The Doclopedia #191

Good Idea/Bad Idea: Volunteering For Superpowers

Good Idea: The super serum will make you far stronger, faster and more agile than any human. Your senses will be vastly increased and your healing factor will increase by a couple of orders of magnitude.

Bad Idea: Not finding out how it worked on chimps first. Now your hypersensitive to light, sound, smells and the touch of all but the softest silk. Don’t even ask about taste. You destroy almost everything you touch and your skin peels constantly as new cells push off the old.

The Doclopedia #192

Good Idea/Bad Idea: Boldly Going
Good Idea: Taking your spacecraft and loyal crew into uncharted space in search of new worlds, new civilizations and hot green women.

Bad Idea: Not stopping to think that when those aliens said they were part of an empire, they weren’t just yanking your chain.