The 14 Things You Need To Know About Babies

…#1: they leak from all orifices

We are taking a bit of a break from the longer Doclopedia posts so I can get ahead on things while also doing the CatCon reports (one of which will be up here in a few hours)

The Doclopedia #348

My Family: Uncle Enoch

Uncle Enoch was actually my mother’s uncle, but we all called him “uncle”. He had been a rather famous big game hunter in his youth, until it was discovered that he had in fact never killed an animal and the trophy heads on his walls were actually attached to live animals who were trained to stick their heads through holes and then stand very still. Uncle Enoch lived to be 85 and died in somebody else’s sleep.