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Here’s the last post for the Stuff You Need! theme. Tomorrow, I’ll start one that I’ve wanted to do for a long time: The Potawango Island Bestiary. See ya then, folks!
The Doclopedia # 491
Stuff You Need!: Primitive Cave Dweller
1: Fire! Fire good, until fire get out of control, then caveman in big trouble.
2: Woman! Woman very good, except for sometimes during month when woman get very scary.
3: Small rocks to throw at other cavemen who stare too long at your woman.
4: Club to smash heads of small animals or cavemen who can dodge small rocks.
5: Animal skins to wear and stay warm. Remove from animal first.
6: Spears to stab and kill big animals that you can eat or big animals that can eat you.
7: Dogs! Dogs probably as smart as caveman, plus warm to sleep next to.