…afterward, there was chafing to deal with
The Doclopedia #1,043
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: The Doclopedia
1: There is some version of it on 240,975,398 versions of Earth.
2: It is very near to achieving sentience.
3: There are Classified Themes that you will never see.
4: On 78,000 Earths, it is the basis of major religions.
5: On 193,006 Earths, it has been made into television shows. Movies, novels, etc.
6: You think it’s all fictional. You are wrong.
7: On most Earths, it is the only place you can read about deep fried fleems or AirCat!
8: It really enjoys a good milkshake.
9: If you read the PornEarth version, you’d never have sex again.
10: It’s gluten free!