…I may have misheard his name
The Doclopedia #1,433
The Alphabet: B is For… Beans, Magic
“Hear ye, hear ye! On this day does the Council of Kings issue the following Proclamation of Law. From this day forward, the conjuration, cultivation, holding, buying, selling or any other activity involving beans of a magical nature, shall be prohibited and become a violation of the law. Those found in contravention of said law shall face a penalty to be not less than a public flogging and 3 years in the prison on Harpy Island.”
“Know ye also that the Counsel of Kings shall be recruiting able bodied folk to aid in the removal of 3 miles of fallen beanstalk and the remains of the 40 meter tall giant. All workers shall be paid at the rate of 7 coppers a day and provided a midday meal. One thousand workers are needed and interested parties may sign up at the Council Offices.”
“So it is written, so shall it be.”
The Doclopedia #1,434
The Alphabet: B is For… Bolyak
Female citizens! Do you desire impregnation? If so, then seek out Bolyak at the Temple of Yurris. Bolyak is strong and powerful! Bolyak has proven himself in combat! Bolyak is pleasing to look upon and has a mighty build.
Do not fear for Bolyak’s prowess in the bedchamber, for he has pleasured many females! Bolyak’s seed is strong, like Bolyak himself! It will have you bearing an offspring soon!
Do not be deceived by males like Porza, whose seed is weak, or Fretad, whose male equipment is small and unpleasing! Seek out Bolyak and become impregnated with a champion!
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