The In Like A Lion And Out Like A Three Toed Sloth Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ides Of March

…co-starring her pet dormouse, Snoozy

 

 

The Doclopedia #1,439

The Alphabet: E is For…Earth 2-K

As shown by the 2 designation, we already know that this reality has small, but plentiful differences with our reality (which is Earth Prime). The K designation tells us that changes started at a break point at least 700 years ago.

Some notable differences are…

Many battles in several wars were different in length, death toll or location. This did not appreciably affect those war’s outcomes.

Some well known historical figures had different birth an/or death dates.

The United States landed men on the moon in March of 1968.

Prince is still alive in 2019.

In 1958, a Soviet germ warfare lab had an accident that unleashed a virus. That virus killed an estimated 2 million people, mostly in Siberia. The world did not find out about it until 1990.

There are more elephants alive in 2-K Africa than in our Africa. Almost 3 times as many.

Marijuana is legal in 18 states, all of Canada, all of Mexico, the UK, France and Spain.

The Star Wars prequels were much better.


The Doclopedia #1,440

The Alphabet: E is For…Emo Bots

Oh shit, do NOT get me started on Emo Bots. The people in Research and Marketing swore that emo this and emo that was coming up hot with pre-teens and teens, so the Board okayed it. What the hell did most of us know about any emo shit? My youngest kid was 27.

Anyhow, we built the bots which, I was told, were cute boys and girls that young folks would love. We made 150,000 of the goddamn thing and then only sold 10,000 because “emo was no longer a big thing”. A year later, we couldn’t give them away.

We ended up selling most them to Hirogawa Corporation. They reprogrammed them into some kind of anime characters. I hear they sold most of them.

So that’s all I’m saying about those damned bots. Why don’t you ask me about “My Little Wombat”? That was a big success.”