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The Doclopedia #2,745
Strange Bandanas: The Gold And Purple One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
I’m not sure where I got this bandana. It just appeared on the rack one day. That happens sometimes.
Anyway, this gold striped bandana is a real eye catcher, in more ways than one. While wearing it, I can see through the eyes of anyone within 100 feet of me. This can sometimes be useful, but most people are just looking at their phones or checking out other people. I do sometimes see some interesting texts, like the MAGA goofball who was planning to assault a congresswoman. I had the FBI on his ass within 10 minutes,
Mostly though, I see a fair number of folks watching either porn or cat videos.