...can't do more cos I'm drawing a blank To my Democrat friends: Next time some Republican dipshit talks up Palin over Obama, point this out. Like Obama, Jesus was a Community Organizer. Like Palin, Pontius Pilate was a Governor. and one I just thought up... Like Rip Van Winkle, McCain is an old fart out … Continue reading A Yank High On Crank Sitting In A Tank Near A Bank Having a Wank
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The Cupcake Elves Want To Rule The World
...hey, at least they offer great cupcakes Description of my Dundracon Toon game proposal, as seen on the website 20th Anniversary TOON Bash Twenty years of running TOON games at Dundracon? You betcha! If you've ever played in one of my games, come play or just say hi. If you've ever WANTED to play, come … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Want To Rule The World
The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger
...9:00 on saturday mornings. In color! My Wild & Misspent Youth: Sleeping With Beasts (The following is only a portion of an epic 8 day hitchhiking/camping trip that my cousin and I undertook around Labor Day, 1972. I shall tell the other parts over the course of these postings.) We got into San Diego about … Continue reading The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger
The 34 Things You Should Never Put On Your Butt
...#12 is molten lava Well, my little woodland friends, the fates were decidedly against Uncle Doc doing any gardening today. No sooner had I finished my morning tea than my gastrointestinal system demanded that I spend some quality time with the bathroom. Several times. Until about noon. After that, I had other chores to do, … Continue reading The 34 Things You Should Never Put On Your Butt
Large Hadrosaur Collider
...much messier than the other LHC I got up this morning at 6:30 am. Obviously, I've lost my mind. Today is "Start getting the veggie garden ready for fall veggie planting" Day. By the time I'm done, Compost Pile L-47 Delta (Codename: Mystic Hambone) will be at least doubled in size and I'll have everything … Continue reading Large Hadrosaur Collider
Big Blue Chickens With Swords
...no doubt, they are already in a monster manual somewhere . My Wild & Misspent Youth: Spontaneous vacation . Sometime in the late 1970’s… Noon, Sunday, her apartment: “I’d better head home now. You’ve got to study for tomorrow’s finals and I need to go feed the zoo crew.” “Yeah”, she said, “I’ve got two … Continue reading Big Blue Chickens With Swords
Chapter 30: In Which Our Hero Thrashes The Wicked Duke, Saves A Town From The French And Feeds A Cat
...and he fed it fish, too Well, we played Session 1 of the Fall Fantasy series (hereforth to be known as "200 Years After") on Sunday and all went well. Due to schoolwork and such, Grace has bowed out of the group for a few months, but we had new players Rich and Kira, so … Continue reading Chapter 30: In Which Our Hero Thrashes The Wicked Duke, Saves A Town From The French And Feeds A Cat
Now Playing For Your Amusement: John McCain & His Trained Hillbilly Hooch
...for a limited engagement I'm back and I'm not as pissed off at the entire human race as I was on Wednesday. For a couple of days there, tho, I was not someone you'd want to be anywhere near. And no, I don't want to talk about it, except to say that I hate having … Continue reading Now Playing For Your Amusement: John McCain & His Trained Hillbilly Hooch
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... Not in a good mental place. No blogging for awhile. No human interaction for awhile. Be back whenever.
Wiener Dogs In Space: The Roleplaying Game
...using the D4 system Busy day today. Lots of stuff to do. Stress level: Orange. Must not give in to urge to scream.
Fungus & Mold Quarterly
...now available online . My Wild & Misspent Youth: A Meeting In My Brain . Transcript of the meeting held on March 15, 1979 at 1:30:23 pm Common Sense: Ok, guys, settle down. A meeting has been called to discuss… Penis: PUSSY!!!!!! Primitive Brain: Mongo like pussy. Mongo want pussy. Penis: You betcha, big guy! … Continue reading Fungus & Mold Quarterly
The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk
...set entirely within the country of Lithuania . My Wild & Misspent Youth: A Wild Ride . Ok, so, where I grew up, way out in the sticks near Loma Rica, California, we had a pretty good sized hill behind our house. About 2.5 miles, straight line, from our house at it’s base to the … Continue reading The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk
Maiasaurus Mambo
...with eggs Games submission opened up for Dundracon today, so I submitted my 20th annual TOON game. Last year, the gave me a seminar room to run the game in and it worked out great, so I requested another one this year. With twice the tablespace and room for an audience. I've listed the game … Continue reading Maiasaurus Mambo
How Many Times Does 1 Go Into 2? 5…Twice With The Blonde, Three Times With The Redhead
...not based upon any recent real life events Well, My Gentle Readers, today was one of the more productive days of my unemployment (Soon To Begin It's Fourth Smash Month!), since I pretty much evenly divided it between writing and grocery shopping. As always, there was plenty of dishwashing, dog walking, laundry doing, psoriasis fighting … Continue reading How Many Times Does 1 Go Into 2? 5…Twice With The Blonde, Three Times With The Redhead
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Cousin Turns Into A Weretiger And Goes On A Rampage
...man, did that birthday party suck It's supposed to hit 105 today and it's gotta be 100 or better out right now. Normally, this would not stop me from doing yard work and other outside stuff (except for dog walking, because The Girls feel the heat and do their business as fast as possible so … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Cousin Turns Into A Weretiger And Goes On A Rampage
Bucky And Squint Dress Up Like Pirates
...yarrr! Ya know, some days it's really fucking hard to be upbeat and optimistic. Today has been one such day.
A Day At The Pork Festival
...actually, it's not festive if you're a pig Well, voting closed on the latest poll and it was a tie. As always, ties are broken by me, so I cast my vote for Episodes From My Wild & Misspent Youth. I may regret doing that, but telling true life adventures about myself is easier than … Continue reading A Day At The Pork Festival
The 10 Things You Can Do With A Bag Full Of Snakes
...that's a large bag, not a small one Hey, you! Voting on This Poll closes at about 4:00 pm PST, so if you haven't voted, do it now, please. In writing news, I do believe I have recharged my dilithium crystals, since last night, I knocked out just shy of a thousand words of an … Continue reading The 10 Things You Can Do With A Bag Full Of Snakes
Robotic Pirates From The Earth’s Core
...Pellucidarian plunderers So, tonight, I go to turn on the oven to cook a roast and there's a flash of light, a loud BZZZZZTTTT! sound and lotsa smoke. After a moment's surprise, I turned it off. so much for oven cookery in the Cross household for...well, until I get a job and mounting bills are … Continue reading Robotic Pirates From The Earth’s Core
Doc Tempest VS The Killer In Yellow
...from the July, 1956 issue Just to prove that I'm still insane, I walked 5.1 miles today in a mere 98 minutes...in 96 degree heat. I was pretty well wiped out when I got home, but I've bounced back pretty well. Mind you, those miles were walked without Daisy, whom I walked another 1.5 miles … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Killer In Yellow
The League Of Extraordinary Middle Aged Gamers
...they'll save the world gaming Update My gaming group has taken August off, so as to allow me to get the Fall Fantasy series ready for it's debut in early September. So far, things go well. I have enough of the area around the PC's homeland mapped out for a start. I'm halfway through doing … Continue reading The League Of Extraordinary Middle Aged Gamers
The Natural History Of The Mousebird
...with many color photographs Please vote in the Uncle Doc Gets Creative poll I'm kind of amazed that "End of Civilization" or "My Wild & Misspent Youth" aren't doing better. I guess I forgot that "Superheroes & Supervillains" would draw geeks like a moth to a flame:) Oh, by the way, superhero voters, there won't … Continue reading The Natural History Of The Mousebird
Mexican Jenny Meets The King Of San Diego
...she must have liked him, cos she titty flashed him STUFF 1: Dear Senator McCain, Recently, one of your rightwing nutcase bloggers spoke disparagingly about Dungeons & Dragons and, by extension, all roleplaying gamers. I do not hold you personally responsible for this, since I'm pretty sure you consider it a good day when you … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Meets The King Of San Diego
Radioactive Fish Products
...that's some dangerous sushi So, I've been thinking that I want to do one of my creative writing exercises during the month of September. Something I must do every day of the month, sorta like I had planned for the 365 Days, 365 Characters thing back in 2006. Not that thinking up a new Subject … Continue reading Radioactive Fish Products
X Marks The Spot, Y Marks The Rover, Z Marks The Fido
...if a dog bites me for that, I deserve it Well, kids, all goes well here at the old homestead. Of course, even tho Grace and I (and The Girls) just finished our dinner, our imaginary duplicates are spending the night in Tucumcari, New Mexico on their drive back from DogCon. We expect them home … Continue reading X Marks The Spot, Y Marks The Rover, Z Marks The Fido
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