…she must have liked him, cos she titty flashed him
STUFF
1: Dear Senator McCain,
Recently, one of your rightwing nutcase bloggers spoke disparagingly about Dungeons & Dragons and, by extension, all roleplaying gamers. I do not hold you personally responsible for this, since I’m pretty sure you consider it a good day when you can remember how to wipe your own ass. Still, if you could have the young fellow show up at some gaming convention soon, my tribe and myself will gladly shove a large sack of polyhedral dice up his ass.
Sincerely,
Doc Cross, Liberal Democrat Gamer
PS: A few hints on your campaign ads…
1: Stop pimping your POW status. the young folks don’t care and the armed forces members (and most of the rest of us) are sick of it.
2: Most Republicans hate you. No, really, your name might as well be Clinton.
3: On ther ads where you or your smear doctors mention Mr. Obama, why not just cut to the chase and say “Pleeeeaaase vote for me, because Barack Obama is a NEGRO!”
4: Never, ever try to be funny again. It makes everyone but you very uncomfortable.
5: Depends are on sale at Target. Just sayin’.
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