Chapter 444: In Which Our Hero, Falsely Accused Of Murder, Escapes Into The American Wilderness

...and ends up becoming a Cherokee warrior Well, apparently my ear infections were lonely, since I now have a sore throat that could be strep throat. I blame all of this on our totally screwy June weather this year...it is around 14 degrees cooler and much rainier than any previous June. Stupid Global Warming! Anyway, … Continue reading Chapter 444: In Which Our Hero, Falsely Accused Of Murder, Escapes Into The American Wilderness →

The True Story Of How I Rescued A Princess Held Captive In Elko, Nevada

...it's a very thrilling story BLAAHHH!!! BLAAHHH!!!, I say! I've got matching ear infections (well, not exactly matching...the right ear is worse than the left) and a headache that would fall a lesser man. Only the love of a good woman and two dogs is keeping me from stomping through Tokyo and leaving it a … Continue reading The True Story Of How I Rescued A Princess Held Captive In Elko, Nevada →

Pickle Pancakes

...gross Well, today looks to be a challenging day, given that yesterday I had a sore throat that triggered panic attacks all night and kept me from falling asleep until 6 AM. Then, it was sleep for an hour or so, get up to pee, sleep for an hour or so, get up to pee, … Continue reading Pickle Pancakes →

Bucky And Squint Dress Up Like Pirates

...yarrr! Ya know, some days it's really fucking hard to be upbeat and optimistic. Today has been one such day.

Braiding Snakes

...not as easy as you might think Blah. BLAH!, I say! Not in a good mood. It's dreary and overcast outside, so my S.A.D. is activating. Got a low level earache. Not getting enough sleep (my fault). Feeling generally like crap. Will try to write more on Violet tonight.