...all they wanted to do was make out Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,274 The Alphabet: S is for… Snake People of Venus... a deadly and cunning race of snakelike beings inhabiting the fetid swamps of the South Venusian lowlands. Despite their snakey bodies, they have four legs and two … Continue reading Why Didn’t The Girl Scouts Dance For Us?
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Island Of Lost Moles
...they wandered here years ago. The Doclopedia #1,272 The Alphabet: R is for… Reality Anchor...or Quantum Vibratory Signature, is the frequency that everything in a given dimension vibrates at. It is called a Reality Anchor because it will always eventually override whatever process took you into a different reality and bring you back home. … Continue reading Island Of Lost Moles
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way
...your mother WARNED you, didn't she? The Doclopedia #1,270 The Alphabet: Q is for… Quill Beast..., also known as a Spiny Terror. Imagine a 7 foot tall cross between an Ogre and a porcupine and you are not far off as to what a Quill Beast looks like. They are big, dumb, easy … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way
Don’t Worry About The Faceless Children
...well, okay, maybe you should worry Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,268 The Alphabet: P is for… Prazik Day…is the BEST day, Citizens! Our Most Leaders have decreed it so! On Prazik Day, you will.. Enjoy the wine of Lugoo! Dance merrily in the streets if you are a Citizen … Continue reading Don’t Worry About The Faceless Children
Handsome Joe And The New Dog House
...Handsome Joe is everybody's favorite basset hound Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,266 The Alphabet: O is for… Oregon Plague...is the common name for a virulent disease that first appeared in the coastal town of Newport, Oregon in the summer of 1988 and rapidly spread across first North America, then … Continue reading Handsome Joe And The New Dog House
The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
...co-starring her pet goose, Gus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,264 The Alphabet: N is for… NoodleQuest...was, in the early days of computer games, one of the best selling games worldwide. While the graphics were simple and the sound was even simpler, the challenge of collecting bowls of noodles that … Continue reading The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
Thrilling Mom Tales
....written by actual moms The Doclopedia #1,262 The Alphabet: M is for… Mountain Orcs…are primarily found at or very near the tree line of very large mountains. They live in extended family groups of 15 to 30 members and are much larger and stronger than ordinary Orcs. Males average 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. … Continue reading Thrilling Mom Tales
Real Housewives Of Leng
...they're dreamy Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,260 The Alphabet: L is for… Loyd The Lucky...AKA Sir Loyd of Blankenship AKA The Scarlet Highwayman. As you can no doubt deduce, Loyd was a man of noble descent who also had a secret identity as a red garbed highwayman in England … Continue reading Real Housewives Of Leng
The Spy Who Hugged Me
...it was a very good hug The Doclopedia #1,258 The Alphabet: K is for… Kinkajous...which took the place of cats on Earth 2-F once all the domestic housecats developed Merton's Syndrome and died. These Central and South American cousins to the raccoon are much longer lived and easier to domesticate in that reality. They … Continue reading The Spy Who Hugged Me
The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
...#1 is "You're only a cat" Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,256 The Alphabet: J is for… Jangwo...or as the natives of Ruined Chicago call it, “fast killer cat thing”. Jangwos are cougar sized felines that can move with astounding speed and do a long leap of up to 50 … Continue reading The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
Clown Army Neutralizer
...fuck clowns and fuck their army The Doclopedia #1,254 The Alphabet: I is for… Idiot Girl...who was, in fact, not an idiot. Samiya Bukhari was a Saudi girl born into an old fashioned and hardline Islamic family. Until she was 10 years old, life was pleasant enough, even though she sometimes chafed under the … Continue reading Clown Army Neutralizer
Milk Bullets
... from discontented cows The Doclopedia #1,252 The Alphabet: H is for… Hotel For Monsters...a Japanese anime series following the misadventures of young Hidoke as he attempts to do his job as a room service boy in a creepy old hotel that caters to all manner of monsters. His job is not made any … Continue reading Milk Bullets
Sudden Depth Playoff
...pretty common in whales sports Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,250 The Alphabet: G is for… Gary and the Goats...premiered in September of 1975 as part of the National Broadcasting Company's (NBC) “Comedy Tuesday” lineup. It came on at 8:30 pm, right after “Just Two Guys”. The premise of … Continue reading Sudden Depth Playoff
Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
...especially in heavy poison oak. Trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,248 The Alphabet: F is for… Friendly Cove...a small community that is only friendly so that they can lure in tourists they can then eat! Yep, all 200 people in the town are cannibals. Additionally, nobody in Friendly Cove is under 50 years … Continue reading Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
...Mmmm, pie The Doclopedia #1,246 The Alphabet: E is for… Elvis Clones... really are clones of the late Elvis Presley. On Earth 2-D, Elvis lived to be 60 years old, dying May 9th, 1995 of complications from a viral infection. Years before, however, Elvis became fascinated by cloning and donated $5,000,000.00 to the University of … Continue reading A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
Trapping The Wild Podcaster
...so you can release them later at a convention The Doclopedia #1,244 The Alphabet: D is for… Disco Detective...was the hero of a series of 10 paperback novels published between 1976 and 1979. The main protagonist was former cop Lance Cutter, who was now a private eye and professional disco dancer. He was aided … Continue reading Trapping The Wild Podcaster
Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
...or non-fainting goats. The Doclopedia #1,242 The Alphabet: C is for… Crab Invasion...of 1966, when millions of large mutant crabs created by atomic bomb testing in the Pacific Ocean came onto the beaches of Australia. Measuring as much as a meter across the shell, these fast moving crustaceans killed and ate over 400 humans and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
...Hey, that's not water! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,240 The Alphabet: B is for… Beetles & Battles...is the #1 roleplaying game on the Earth 2-C Mars colony. Based upon the 120 year old roleplaying game Dragons & Dungeons, players take the role of 100 pound mutant beetles that … Continue reading ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
...from the August 1953 issue Monday Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, and maybe even on a podcast, just go here... https://www.patreon.com/DocCross And now, another go 'round at … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
Spanking The Monk
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
...dastardly dills! The Doclopedia # 1,236 The Crazy Game: Variation #196 Number of players: 7 to 16 Uniforms: Berets, tie dye scarves, one black sock Playing field: 157 feet by 271 feet. Must be grass covered and must contain at least one small mound about 7 feet across and 18 inches high at the … Continue reading Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
...they're all wet behind the ears The Doclopedia # 1,235 The Crazy Game: A Brief History This very brief history of the Crazy Game is based upon interviews with 157 individuals of 26 species from 5 continents. Much of the early game is known today solely because animals have a racial memory and, in … Continue reading REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
...mmm, moon juice The Doclopedia # 1,234 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Popping Yellow Watermelons From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As I stated in my last post, we had two rather disastrous encounters with nature and the second one was with a plant. Specifically, it was with a fair … Continue reading Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
...co-starring her good buddy Satina Spoodles The Doclopedia # 1,233 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Yellow Crested Horny Moose From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: On today's journey to the now not so distant mountains, we encountered two species, one animal and one vegetable, that while not dangerous, where quite … Continue reading The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
The California Kid Slides Into Home
...he was not, however, playing baseball The Doclopedia # 1,232 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gong Cows From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our grisly encounter with the Carnivorous Fig Tree yesterday, we were very much pleased to have a far more pleasant encounter this morning when our breakfast … Continue reading The California Kid Slides Into Home
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