...I may have misheard his name The Doclopedia #1,433 The Alphabet: B is For... Beans, Magic “Hear ye, hear ye! On this day does the Council of Kings issue the following Proclamation of Law. From this day forward, the conjuration, cultivation, holding, buying, selling or any other activity involving beans of a magical nature, shall … Continue reading How I Met Batterduck Crumblybatch
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The Ill Thought Out And Rather Poorly Designed Cantaloupe Cannon
...mistakes were made and alcohol was involved The Doclopedia #1,431 The Alphabet: A is For... Avenger Ape Avenger Ape started out as a comic book character on Earth 700-B. A gorilla imbued with super strength, the ability to fly and fire breath, he fought against evil masterminds, mad scientists, aliens and humans who survived the … Continue reading The Ill Thought Out And Rather Poorly Designed Cantaloupe Cannon
The Rare And Beautiful Blue Spotted Tree Shark Of Potawango Island
...also scary and deadly The Doclopedia #1,429 New Pets: Rainbow Cats Let's be up front on this: Rainbow cats are just ordinary American Shorthair cats with brightly colored fur not normally found in nature. Thanks to genetic science, you can now get cats in shades of blue, red, orange, green, yellow and purple. Don't want … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Spotted Tree Shark Of Potawango Island
Silly Things You Can Do With Grease
...we don't judge The Doclopedia #1,427 New Pets: Giant Guinea Pigs Thanks to modern genetic manipulation, the common guinea pig has been crossed with it's much larger cousin, the capybara, to produce an animal mostly resembling a giant guinea pig, weighing in at an average of 30 pounds. Like regular guinea pigs, they are active, … Continue reading Silly Things You Can Do With Grease
Appearing For One Night Only: The Dancing Elks!
...and opening act: The Harptones Last of the Dangerous Dames for a while. The next theme will be New Pets. The Doclopedia #1,426 Dangerous Dames: Miss Blue Name: Unknown Aliases: Miss Blue Age: 30? Hair: Dark Blue Eyes: Sky Blue Skin: Medium Blue Height: 5' Weight: 95 lbs Last Known Sighting: Paris, France … Continue reading Appearing For One Night Only: The Dancing Elks!
This Is Not The Transdimensional Vortex Inducer You Are Looking For
...it's a totally different one The Doclopedia #1,425 Dangerous Dames: Louanne Warnok Name: Luanne Warnok Aliases: Luanne Briggs Age: 45 Hair: Blonde Eyes: Blue Height: 5'11” Weight: 180 lbs Last Known Address: New York City Crimes: Murder For Hire Summary: Luanne Warnok is an independent contract killer and has been since she was 17 years … Continue reading This Is Not The Transdimensional Vortex Inducer You Are Looking For
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Pimpslap A Werebear
...after that, it's only pain The Doclopedia #1,424 Dangerous Dames: Maggie Grimm Name: Maggie Grimm Aliases: The Dark Lady Age: 45? 60? 100? Hair: Black Eyes: green Height: 5'10” Weight: 150 lbs Last Known Address: The Grimwood Crimes: Murder, Possibly Cannibalism Summary: At some disagreed upon time in the last 75 years, the woman known … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Pimpslap A Werebear
The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
...co-starring her favorite dwarf hamster, Ferdinand The Doclopedia #1,423 Dangerous Dames: Rita Lincoln Name: Rita Lincoln Aliases: None Age: 25 Hair: Blue & Green Eyes: Green Height: 5'4” Weight: 100 lbs Last Known Address: San Francisco, California Crimes: Murder, Kidnapping, Grand Theft, Arson Summary: Rita Lincoln was born in Reno, Nevada to a blackjack dealer … Continue reading The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
...it's printed on gold pages New Doclopedia theme! WOOHOO! The Doclopedia #1,422 Dangerous Dames: Lily Martin Name: Lily Martin Aliases: Lily Moran, Lily Magellan Age: 33 Hair: Black Eyes: Brown Height: 5'9” Weight: 140 lbs Last Known Address: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Crimes: Murder, Grand Theft Summary: Lily Martin was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia … Continue reading The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure
...hopefully, a long one The Doclopedia #1,421 Don't Touch That!: Hat Back off there, junior, while ya still gotta chance. That hat belongs to Big Jimmy Farren and it's gonna stay right where he left it until he gets outta Joliet. Same goes for that fine lookin' coat of his. Jimmy told us to … Continue reading Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure
Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs
...lit by burning twigs The Doclopedia #1,420 Don't Touch That!: Ring Hold it there, Waltonby. Let's not go touching things too quickly here. I'm certain this is the lost tomb of the mad pharaoh, Ahktenahmen. Legend has it that they mummified him alive and the last thing he said was a curse upon the world … Continue reading Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs
Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
...for characters of level 2 to 3. The Doclopedia #1,418 Don't Touch That!: Girl I'm sorry, sir, but that girl is available only for very special customers. You see, she's cursed with both the ability to induce the most legendary orgasms in a man, but then drain their life force, killing them. Oh, no, … Continue reading Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
...the dog's name is Ramon THREE...YES, THREE...DOCLOPEDIA POSTS! I spoil you guys, I really do. The Doclopedia #1,415 Don't Touch That!: Sword Stay your hand there, Brandis. Unless I'm wrong, and I seldom am, that is Nightbreaker, the cursed sword of Lord Yorgon. Stand back and let me identify it properly. Oh yes, this … Continue reading Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
This Is A Tale About A Story
...about a legend The Doclopedia #1,414 Capes & Cloaks: The Cloak Of Dracula And now, class, we end this semester with perhaps the most famous cloak of all, the cloak of Dracula. It doesn't look like much, does it? Basic black, high collar, long enough to drag on the floor if one is under … Continue reading This Is A Tale About A Story
Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer
...old pianos get real mean The Doclopedia #1,413 Capes & Cloaks: The Cape Of Many Colors I ask you, students, have you ever seen a more beautiful cape? I think not. Yes, Mr. Kervox, the colors are very bright. No pastels or grays here. And look at how the colors shift and flow, but never … Continue reading Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer
Handsome Joe Explores A Garden
...with his pal Willie the Pug The Doclopedia #1,412 Alt. Superhero Movies: The Pulps While some people like to keep the great pulp era heroes separate from the costumed comic book superheroes, they were pretty straightforward precursors to them. In fact, both Doc Savage and the Shadow heavily influenced Superman and Batman. On Earth … Continue reading Handsome Joe Explores A Garden
Tales Of Pirates & Dogs!
...and dog pirates The Doclopedia #1,411 Alt. Superhero Movies: Other Companies By the 1960's on Earth 1-G, there were very few comics publishers in the United States. Less than 10, of which only 4 published superhero comics. Marvel and DC were by far the biggest and best known, but the other two, Nedor and Charlton, … Continue reading Tales Of Pirates & Dogs!
Not In This Issue: Prawns, Sports Cars,Violets, And Javelins
...but you will find scallops and dune buggies The Doclopedia #1,410 Alt. Superhero Movies: DC We all know how the DC superhero movies have gone in our reality (generally, badly), but if we hop over just a few quanta, to Earth 1-G, things went very differently. To start with, DC has had a much … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Prawns, Sports Cars,Violets, And Javelins
The Better Late Than Never Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Doorway Into The Unknown.
...co-starring her buddy, Wally Knimf The Doclopedia #1,409 Alt. Superhero Movies: Marvel We all know how the Marvel superhero movies have gone in our reality, but if we hop over just a few quanta, to Earth 1-G, things went very differently. In our world, aside from the 1944 “Captain America” serial, Marvel did not … Continue reading The Better Late Than Never Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Doorway Into The Unknown.
Gandalf Picard VS The Robotic Spice Rebels Of Narnia
...if I can make just one fanboy weep, my job is done The Doclopedia #1,408 Capes & Cloaks: Cape Fear Fear is a very powerful emotion, as and soldier or adventurer can tell you. Fear can make you run farther and faster than ever you thought possible, or it can make you leap into danger … Continue reading Gandalf Picard VS The Robotic Spice Rebels Of Narnia
New Board Games For Cats
...they mostly lay on them and play with the pieces The Doclopedia #1,407 Capes & Cloaks: Cloak Of Shadows Good morning, students! As promised, this week we shall discuss various capes and cloaks, each imbued with strange powers. Now do quiet down so we may get started. Now, you see before you a very … Continue reading New Board Games For Cats
Sherlock Potter And The Adventure Of The Vulcan Time Lord Of Bronze
...actually, I would read the fuck out of that The Doclopedia #1,406 Starships: C'Wi C'Wi Explorer Like the C'wi C'wi themselves, their exploration ships, are small, efficient and no two look exactly the same. All of them have excellent laboratories and storage areas, as well as plenty of Tri-Dee vid drones, scannerdrones and helperbots. The … Continue reading Sherlock Potter And The Adventure Of The Vulcan Time Lord Of Bronze
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Has To Run From A Big Rolling Boulder
...I'n not naming names, Jones The Doclopedia #1,405 Starships: Elarissian Miner The Elarissians are a large, multilimbed humanoid race who specialize in mining on “difficult” planets. Their mining ships are enormous, up to 15 miles long and fully able to land on a planetary surface, even a rough one, due to their segmented … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Has To Run From A Big Rolling Boulder
Not In This Issue: Poison Frogs,Weed Control Or Quilts
...there might be something about frog control The Doclopedia #1,404 Starships: Prin Tradeship A Prin tradeship looks very much like two small (5 mile long) worldships connected together and revolving around a central J-9 drive unit. One of the worldships is the home environment for the reptomammalian Prin. The other is a combination warehouse and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Poison Frogs,Weed Control Or Quilts
Moon Sandwiches And Chocolate Tea
...Yum Yum The Doclopedia #1,403 Starships: Kr'Loq Transport The hardworking Kr'Loq are a quasi-cephalapodian race from three small systems on the border of GalSecs 4509 and 4510. They are notable for two things: their ability to do very precise surgery without robotic assistance and their workhorse transport ships. Standard Kr'Loq transports are used … Continue reading Moon Sandwiches And Chocolate Tea
