...a book for children The Doclopedia # 1,231 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Carnivorous Fig Tree From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today, we walked many pleasant miles to the edge of the foothills that lead up into what I have named the Sierra Potawango Mountains. However, our pleasant day … Continue reading All About Jovian Cloud Demons
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The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
...it's a really great smelling war The Doclopedia # 1,230 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gooey Wallaby From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today we continued our trek through the temperate forests and fields of this northern part of the island. The more I stroll along, the more I … Continue reading The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
Human Slippers For Bunnies
...not made from real humans 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #21 The Doclopedia # 1,229 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Pole Dancing Lemurs From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: I am constantly amazed by this island. The animal and plant life are a constant source of wonder. However, even the … Continue reading Human Slippers For Bunnies
White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
...all living in harmony 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #20 The Doclopedia # 1,228 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Giant Yellow Bunnies From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our decidedly unnerving encounter with the Octocobragator, our party today decided to go in search of a much less aggressive species, … Continue reading White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
...from the May, 1964 issue 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #19 The Doclopedia # 1,227 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Octocobragator From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As we have come to find out via several thankfully non-lethal encounters, Potawango Island can be as deadly as it is wonderful. Today, we saw just … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
...the knives stay out of it 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #18 The final Earth 5C entry. A new theme will be coming soon. The Doclopedia #1,226 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Mark A. Schmidt Mark A. Schmidt...oh man, I wish I could tell you what he is like on Earth 5C, but … Continue reading The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
...the burp in harmony at night 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #17 The Doclopedia #1,225 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kyle Miller Although hundreds of millions, if not billions, know Kyle Miller's artwork, far fewer know his name. You see, Kyle is an artist specializing in album cover artwork. Well, mostly CD covers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
...and they never get fixed 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #16 The Doclopedia #1,224 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Avis Crane Producer, director, writer and sometimes even camerawoman...that is Avis Crane, the richest, most famous and most celebrated person in the adult film industry. So well crafted are the films she makes, so … Continue reading Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
Pickled Squid Sandwich
...just as disgusting as it sounds 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #15 The Doclopedia #1,223 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kim Marshall The Kim Marshall of Earth 5C is a kindly middle aged woman, a housewife in Toronto, Canada and the Queen of Canadian Crime. It all started when Kin was newly married … Continue reading Pickled Squid Sandwich
The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
...#1: roller coaster The Doclopedia #1,222 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Glen Hallstrom For millions of Earth 5C Americans, Glen Hallstrom is the king of late night television. His talk show “The Smokestack Jones Supershow”, is the #1 rated late night talk show and has been on the air since 1986. The … Continue reading The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
...his name is Ibis Elba 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #11 The Doclopedia #1,221 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Amanda Fenton On Earth 5C, Amanda Fenton, housewife and mother, is widely known for inventing the internet cat video craze. It happened many years ago when she was 10 years old and started posting … Continue reading Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
...surprisingly little fighting in this one 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Doclopedia #1,220 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Jeremiah Reed Jeremiah Reed, known as “Stu” to his friends, is the founder and owner of “Stu's Weenie Wagons”, the most popular hot dog carts in Northern California. From the Oregon border to … Continue reading Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
...sorry, deep fried Fleems, your day is in October 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #8 The Doclopedia #1,218 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Mark Vorwerk Known as the “King of the Daredevils”, Mark Vorwerk first came to international prominence in 2005 when he was the first person ever to dive off the Golden … Continue reading Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
...DASTARDLY, I tell you! 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #7 The Doclopedia #1,217 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Eddy Webb (a real person) Eddy Webb is the kindly young proprietor of “Eddy's Bait Shop” in Slow Creek, Colorado. He took over from his father when dear old dad decided to retire and devote … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
...beautiful plumage, but they can be annoying. The Doclopedia #1216 Potion Recipes: The Most Exalted Potion Of Summoning D'Lorkuu And Smiting One's Enemies What You Will Require 16 slaves, preferably Hinokans of the smeem caste 1 liver from an adult male CleTak beast 43 small, yet fully ripe vaa berries 3 gallons of water … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
Houses Of the Horny
...Led Zeppelin's first idea for a title 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #3 The Doclopedia #1,215 Potion Recipes: Potion Of Truth Note: This potion will cause anyone who drinks it to tell nothing but the truth for up to 12 hours. This can end up having repercussions that last decades. Start off by combining 3 pints … Continue reading Houses Of the Horny
Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman.
...which is the best way to do it Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,213 Letter I Have Written: To A Cousin Dear Oswald, It was good to hear from you after all these years! You look great in that picture. It would seem that being in prison helped you lose that weight … Continue reading Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman.
The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult
...co-starring her pet squid, Mr. Calimari The Doclopedia #1,212 Letter I Have Written: To A Girlfriend Dearest Angelique, By now you have realized that I flew the coop sometime between when you fell asleep and when you woke up. Actually, it was at 2:10 am, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is … Continue reading The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult
Chapter 938: In Which Our Hero Eludes The French By Covering Himself In Lard, Feathers And Small Bits Of Wool
...later earning himself the nickname "Slippery Jim". Our last entry for this theme. Next up: "Well, That's Different" The Doclopedia #1,208 Strange Pet Ailments: Avian Regression Disease There can be little doubt that among the diseases of pets, Avian Regression Disease is the worst and potentially the most deadly. Not deadly for the birds, but … Continue reading Chapter 938: In Which Our Hero Eludes The French By Covering Himself In Lard, Feathers And Small Bits Of Wool
It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot
...for an explanation of that, see the May 8, 2004 post in the archives The Doclopedia #1,207 Strange Pet Ailments: Canine/Feline Anal Combustion As all pet owners know, the flatulence produced by our animal friends can be overpowering. Well, if your dog or cat comes down with Anal Combustion, it can be downright dangerous. The … Continue reading It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot
A Big Man Goes Down Hard
...must have been the weight of all that lead The Doclopedia #1,206 Strange Pet Ailments: Spider-bunny Virus Because this strange disease allows pet rabbits to walk up walls and on ceilings, it inevitably got the nickname “Spider-bunny virus”. Even vets use it. The disease usually strikes bunnies between the ages of 6 months and two … Continue reading A Big Man Goes Down Hard
Working In A Troll Mine
...going down down down WOOHOO! The Doclopedia is back! The theme for the next few entries is "Strange Pet Ailments". The Doclopedia #1,205 Strange Pet Ailments: Feline Transparency Syndrome Cat owners everywhere are worried about this new ailment that slowly renders the animal nearly invisible. Since cats are often underfoot and move pretty much silently, … Continue reading Working In A Troll Mine
Please Don’t Feed The Zombies
...we have them on a strict diet of politicians The Doclopedia #1,204 Alt. Roleplaying: Trollhunters International The year is 1980 and a doomed archaeological mission has opened up an ancient prison that held the last of the trolls. Now, trolls have spread across the planet, causing all sorts of trouble. Player characters are trollhunters who … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Zombies
The Rare And Beautiful Groaning Red Armadillo Of Potawango Island
...they groan because oy, do they have troubles! Such troubles you shouldn't know! A new Doclopedia entry!!! Also, go read my new storyblog here: https://doccross.wordpress.com/ The Doclopedia #1,203 Alt. Roleplaying: Dungeons & Droids In this roleplaying game, players take on the role of Star Wars style droids that are stranded on a world where magic … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Groaning Red Armadillo Of Potawango Island
Kingfisher On The Power Line
...memories from my youth. The Doclopedia #1,201 Critter Avengers Choice: Silky: The Hairy Pupper Series Let me start this out by saying that the Hairy Pupper series was written by a dog on DogEarth 1, so it will not be easy reading for other species. For one thing, detailed descriptions of sounds, smells and body … Continue reading Kingfisher On The Power Line
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