...yet another fake anime series The Doclopedia #432 The Alphabet, Again: N is for...Numb Beans The beans of the semi-sentient Hunting Lily Vine are the source of a powerful anesthetic that many people find useful. Healers use it to help with pain, mages use it in a variety of spells and assassins use it to … Continue reading Liquid Metal Vampire Hunters
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Chapter 39: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War, But Not Until Thrashing The Wicked Vicar And Setting Free The Goose
...the goose was very grateful The Doclopedia #430 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Mikwitz Mikwitz are tiny two inch tall humanoids native to certain fantasy versions of Earth. Possessed of both great speed and a great potential for mischief, they are the bane of Wizards and Alchemists. A single Mikwitz, or worse yet a small … Continue reading Chapter 39: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War, But Not Until Thrashing The Wicked Vicar And Setting Free The Goose
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
...DON'T BLINK! (if you're not a Doctor Who fan, you won't get it) The Doclopedia #428 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Monster Island A great many other Earths have a place called Monster Island, but they vary quite a bit as to geography, topography and exactly what kind of “monsters”, if any, you'll find there. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
...but Huck was a schmuck The Doclopedia #427 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lirxorvizl On the Earth where technology and magic hold equal sway, the insane god Lirxorvizl once tried to destroy all who did not worship him, which would have been pretty much everybody. Fortunately for the people of the world, he only had … Continue reading A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
This Blog Now Rated “G”
...nope, just fuckin' with ya The Doclopedia #425 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lortonium First created by the internationally famous Mad Scientist Dantham Lorton during the summer of 1883, lortonium is the wonder metal of the Steam Age. Lighter than aluminum, yet stronger than steel, it resists corrosion and is almost non conductive of electricity, … Continue reading This Blog Now Rated “G”
Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
...from the September, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #423 The Alphabet, Again: K is for...King Magwon III His Royal & Exalted Highness, King Magwon the Third, was the ruler of Izvonia from 1109 – 1140 NC (New Calendar), during which time he successfully drove all of the Goblins out of the country and opened up much … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
...and it's yummy, too The Doclopedia #421 The Alphabet, Again: J is for...Jelly Sex On Earth 15, back in the early 1970's, there was a brief time when the sexually adventurous and the swingers took to having orgies in plastic lined rooms that held a huge pile, or in some cases several small piles, of … Continue reading A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel Monkeys
...cute, but just another failed ripoff WOOHOO! Two Doclopedia posts today, kids! The Doclopedia #419 The Alphabet, Again:H is for...Horned Rat Oil On several Earths where magic rules, the oil derived from the liver fat of the Horned Rat is a very valuable component in many potions and elixirs. It is also extremely expensive, since … Continue reading Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel Monkeys
Barnacle Time!
...with Barnacle Bill The Doclopedia #418 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...Holy Order Of The Laughing Mother When this order of nuns was formed in the wilds of British Columbia in 1885, nobody took much notice. But when these jolly, joking, helpful and charitable sisters starting going out into the community to do their good … Continue reading Barnacle Time!
Golden Crickets
...no relation to the Buddy Holly kind The Doclopedia #417 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...H'riis The H'riis are a really obnoxious alien race from the far side of the Milky Way. No, really, they truly are some of the biggest arseholes in the galaxy. Nobody likes them and we only do business with them … Continue reading Golden Crickets
Not In This Issue: Geese, Hawaiian Shirts Or Road Repair Warnings
...although we do regret the lack of geese The Doclopedia #416 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...Hector The Selector Hector the Selector, a name given to him by the newspapers of Miami, was a serial killer active in the Miami/Dade County area from April 14th to July 11th, 1977. He killed 10 people ranging in … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Geese, Hawaiian Shirts Or Road Repair Warnings
Today’s Blog Is Presented In Wide Screen Blog-O-Vision
...with extra terrifying Post-O-Rama! The Doclopedia #415 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Ground Shaker Ground Shakers are the 300 ton helltanks used by the Army of the Americas in their war against Asia United and the Second European Union for the liberation of Africa. These huge tanks, officially known as the H-3 Cybertank, are semi-autonomous … Continue reading Today’s Blog Is Presented In Wide Screen Blog-O-Vision
The Most Likely Radical, Yet Still All American, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Vanishing Toaster
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Bunwacker The Doclopedia is BACK! Enjoy, Faithful Readers! The Doclopedia #414 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Golden Gate Bridge Listen, kid, places have power! So do names, especially well known names. When you put them together, a well known place with a powerful name, you've got something a wizard can … Continue reading The Most Likely Radical, Yet Still All American, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Vanishing Toaster
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Stuffy Old Gents
...harrumph! I say! The Doclopedia #413 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Guys Wearing Floppy Hats Guys Wearing Floppy Hats (GWFH) was one of the hottest musical groups of the 1980's. They had a string of hits beginning with “You Can Wear My Hat” and peaking with “Big & Floppy”. They deftly combined swing, disco & … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Stuffy Old Gents
Please Deposit $100,000.00 For This Post
...even if only a couple of you do it, I'm debt free YOW! I'm not fully packed up for Dundracon yet, plus there are about 35 gazillion things to do here at The D&G Home for Spoiled Hounds. See, this is why I have to take blood pressure pills. At any rate, I found time … Continue reading Please Deposit $100,000.00 For This Post
Perky Twits
...everybody hates them The Doclopedia #411 The Alphabet, Again: F is for...Feline Telekinesis Syndrome What is Feline Telekinesis Syndrome?: Although not fully understood by the scientific and medical establishment, it appears that FTS causes cats to manifest the ability to move things merely by thinking of it. In most cases, the afflicted cat can only … Continue reading Perky Twits
The 13 Things You Never Want Have In Your Pants
...#6: Weasels! A Call For Suggestions Gentle Readers, I need your help with the Doclopedia. In a couple of months, I want to do between 30 and 60 posts on the theme of “Subject Line Madness”, in which each entry will expand upon some of the nearly 2,000 (actually, by then, over 2,000) subject lines/titles … Continue reading The 13 Things You Never Want Have In Your Pants
Is That A Mark III Thermo Unit In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
...oh my, it's armed! The Doclopedia #409 The Alphabet, Again: F is for... Fingers Of Hell The Fingers of Hell first appeared on one of the magic based Earths just after a great war had begun. Extending up out of the ground, they were five 1 mile long writing columns of what looked like smoke … Continue reading Is That A Mark III Thermo Unit In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
Linguine With Clem Sauce
...umm, no thanks, Clem The Doclopedia #407 The Alphabet, Again: E is for...Elephants, Pink In the Tooniverse, Pink Elephants appear whenever a character gets drunk or is having a case of the DTs. Sometimes they just hang around, but often there will be a bunch of them doing a musical number, usually about the evils … Continue reading Linguine With Clem Sauce
Doc Tempest: The City Dies At Dawn
...from the 1999 graphic novel The Doclopedia #405 The Alphabet, Again: D is for...Dragontooth Dragontooth is a legendary sword made from, you guessed it, a real dragon tooth. After being taken from the mouth of a recently slain dragon, the tooth had many sorcerous spell laid upon it. It was then given to skilled Gnomish … Continue reading Doc Tempest: The City Dies At Dawn
Was That A Mouse Over There?
...or was it a tiny flesh devouring alien? The Doclopedia #404 The Alphabet, Again: D is for...Dimm Street In the city of Toronto, Canada, there is a very short street called Dimm Street. It's very old, narrow, dark most of the day (it runs east to west between very tall buildings) and is just two … Continue reading Was That A Mouse Over There?
Mr. Porkwaffle Sets Loose The Kraken
...no, really, it was his pet kraken, Oliver TWO Doclopedia posts here, my little gyring & gimboling slithy toves! Might do two more later this evening! The Doclopedia #402 The Alphabet, Again: C is for...Corn Man Some superheroes are just not cut out for the big time. Corn Man is a prime example of this, … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Sets Loose The Kraken
A Poem About Dancing Elk
...because they deserve it The Doclopedia #401 The Alphabet, Again: C is for...Czinnlik Czinnlik is a planet orbiting the binary star system Yarvax 9. Due to the two suns being rather small and not too hot, there is a rather large zone where planets can support life. Czinnlik is one of three planets in this … Continue reading A Poem About Dancing Elk
Drugged Up Kakapos Bitchslapped My Dormouse
...he was traumatized by it 400th Doclopedia post below. Commentary below it. The Doclopedia #400 The Alphabet, Again: C is for...Chocolate Trees On no less that 15 alternate Earths, chocolate...processed, ready to eat chocolate...actually grows on trees. These trees grow best in temperate zones, which means that the vast bulk of the world's chocolate comes … Continue reading Drugged Up Kakapos Bitchslapped My Dormouse
Cherry Flavored Fun In a Box
...just as good as the chocolate kind The Doclopedia #399 The Alphabet, Again: C is for...Cogs On Earth 52, where they just love to screw around with recombinant DNA, somebody decided to mix canine and feline genetic material. The result were cogs, part cat, part dog and all lovable...and infuriating...and goofy...and funny. Cogs have all … Continue reading Cherry Flavored Fun In a Box
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