...which he did, George, and you know it. The Doclopedia # 487 Stuff You Need!: Pulp Adventurer 1: Gadgets, lots and lots of gadgets hidden all over your person. Probably not good to think about what might happen if you get in an accident and they all go off at once. 2: A team of … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Han Shoots First
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Just Run And Don’t Ask Questions
...oh, how many times have I had to say that? WooHoo! New Doclopedia theme starting up today, my little friends! Enjoy! The Doclopedia # 485 Stuff You Need!: Steampunk Secret Agent 1: If you are a gentleman, your government issue walking stick. It will contain a sword or dagger, a compass, an 18 inch breathing … Continue reading Just Run And Don’t Ask Questions
Undercover Cats
...posing as dogs The Doclopedia #484 Seven Questions About...: The Dungeon Of Terrible Doom Where is the Dungeon of Terrible Doom located? The World Famous Dungeon of Terrible Doom is conveniently located just 53 miles from the town of North Border. Situated in the lovely wilderness of the the Drokmount Wilds, the dungeon lies under … Continue reading Undercover Cats
Goats In The Room Of Shoes
...on the Magic Bus The Doclopedia #483 Seven Questions About...: Doc Tempest What makes Doc Tempest so special? Doc Tempest, like many of the astounding heroes & villains of our world, is a member of another branch of the human species, one that began to show up around 2,500 BCE in various parts of the … Continue reading Goats In The Room Of Shoes
Adventure Module J-1: The Temple Of The Death Cow
... it features many bovine undead The Doclopedia #481 Seven Questions About...: Pirates Why should I become a pirate? Yarr, matey, th' pirate life is th' life o' freedom! Why would ye be wantin' some clerky type o' job, sittin' in some buildin' all day, when ye can have th' freedom of a good ship … Continue reading Adventure Module J-1: The Temple Of The Death Cow
Handsome Joe Meets Santa Claus
...and gets a bags of bones for Xmas The Doclopedia #479 Seven Questions About...: Our Alien Overlords Where did Our Alien Overlords come from? From a star system 129 light years away. They rule that system and four others. Why did they destroy so many of our cities? Because we dared to fight back, plus, … Continue reading Handsome Joe Meets Santa Claus
Chapter 379: In Which Our Hero Lures The Church Police Into A Clever Trap, Then Rides Off To Brag About It And Drink Port
...fie upon those Church Police! The Doclopedia #478 Seven Questions About...: Bags Of Many Things What exactly is a Bag of Many Things? A Bag of Many Things is exactly that, a cloth bag about the size of a pillowcase that you can pull all sorts of things out of. These bags are quite common … Continue reading Chapter 379: In Which Our Hero Lures The Church Police Into A Clever Trap, Then Rides Off To Brag About It And Drink Port
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Piss Off The God Damn Batman
...at which point, he kicks your ass all over Gotham City The Doclopedia #477 Seven Questions About...: Women What is the difference between Women and breeder units? Although they do resemble women, breeder units are not entirely organic. Many parts of them have been replaced with cybernetics. Unlike Women, breeder units recognize the superiority of … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Piss Off The God Damn Batman
Buy Whore Bonds
......wait, what? The Doclopedia #476 Seven Questions About...: Dragons How many types of Dragon are there? Dragons come in four basic types: the Woodland Dragon, the Sea Dragon, the Mountain Dragon and the God Dragon. There are some variations among the four types, but these variations are not great enough to be called new types. … Continue reading Buy Whore Bonds
Gyrating Marsh Rats Ridiculed My Turkeys
...then they stole their lunch money The Doclopedia #474 More Cats & Dogs Living Together: Al & Lou Al and Lou, despite their names, are both females. Al is a Savannah cat and Lou is a Rotteweiler and they live on an Earth where magic has begun to return, canceling out technology and giving rise … Continue reading Gyrating Marsh Rats Ridiculed My Turkeys
A Room Full Of Boobs
...I got through it by doing the breast stroke The Doclopedia #473 More Cats & Dogs Living Together: Pee Wee & Skinny On the same Pulp Era Dog & Cat Earth where you can find Bark Savage, the Dog of Bronze, you can also find Martino “Pee Wee” Pupinelli (smallish male mutt) and Hazel “Skinny” … Continue reading A Room Full Of Boobs
The Strangely Romantic, Yet Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robotic Punkin’ Chunker
...co-starring her pet river otter, Susie We start a new theme today, folks. Well, actually, it's a revisit to a very old theme. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #471 More Cats & Dogs Living Together: Hector & Felicity Hector, a German Shepherd/Staffordshire Terrier mix, and Felicity, an American Shorthair, live in a world where the stupid humans … Continue reading The Strangely Romantic, Yet Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robotic Punkin’ Chunker
The Adventure Of The Laughing Loon
...as told be John H. Watson, MD HAHAHAHAHA! I'm done...DONE I SAY...with my second use of the alphabet as a Doclopedia theme! Behold, puny humans, the final three entries! I am free, FREE to...well, do shorter themes, you can bet your ass on that. In other news, after 77 posts on one theme, my webmistress/wife, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Laughing Loon
Big Time Dog Wrestling
...with big time dogs! The Doclopedia #466 The Alphabet, Again: Y is for...Yox Yox is the New Drug that all Citizens should take! Yox will make Citizens feel better! Yox will increase productivity and Make Everything Better! Yox has no side effects as determined by the Ministry of News! Yox has added vitamins to ensure … Continue reading Big Time Dog Wrestling
A Slacker Yak named Zack Hung His Pack On A Rack And Climbed A Stack Of Wax To Eat A Snack
...so jump back, Jack The Doclopedia #464 The Alphabet, Again: X is for...X Dogs On DogEarth 8, some dogs are mutants with superhuman powers. These dogs are shunned and feared by ordinary dogs, so they tend to live either in the shadows or hidden among the populace. A few mutants have been gathered together by … Continue reading A Slacker Yak named Zack Hung His Pack On A Rack And Climbed A Stack Of Wax To Eat A Snack
Inventing Dangerous Shit For Fun & Profit
...sounds good to me The Doclopedia #461 The Alphabet, Again: W is for...Wicked Sisterhood NOTE: You can find out more about Andromeda Andropoulis here:http://www.thedociverse.com/andromeda-andropoulis.html#axzz1qlEYhRc0 ) The Wicked Sisterhood is a Victorian Era group of independently minded female criminals assembled by Andromeda Andropoulis, the greatest criminal mastermind of her day. Andromeda (Andi Andi to her very … Continue reading Inventing Dangerous Shit For Fun & Profit
Not In This Issue: Creamed Peas, Mayan Gold Or Dilbys
...we could have used that Mayan gold The Doclopedia #459 The Alphabet, Again: W is for...Waldo Brothers In 1972, Harold and Matt Waldo, two brothers from Rumskyville, Ohio, came into a bit of money ($15,000.00) and decided to use it to travel around the country investigating strange legends and stuff like that. Armed with two … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Creamed Peas, Mayan Gold Or Dilbys
Dr. Silkmelon Goes On Holiday And Discovers A Lost City
...as he is wont to do from time to time The Doclopedia #457 The Alphabet, Again: V is for...Vibroman When he was accidentally bathed in vibronic radiation from an exploding UFO, college student Leo Zenkner gained the ability to make all or parts of his body vibrate at and speed he chose. Among his powers … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Goes On Holiday And Discovers A Lost City
The Rare And Beautiful Red Backed Swamp Gnu Of Potawango Island
...they are a new gnu The Doclopedia #454 The Alphabet, Again: U is for...UrZib Spice UrZib spice is a very rare spice made from the dried flower petals of the Zib Rose, which only grows high up near the tree line in the Drinafus Mountains. The Zib Rose is a miniature rose with no more … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Backed Swamp Gnu Of Potawango Island
One Little Kitten Fooled The Cops
...later, he got a half pound of salmon as a reward The Doclopedia #451 The Alphabet, Again: T is for...Toads From Hell First off, the giant toads that ravaged the English countryside in 1897 were not actually from Hell. They were from the laboratory of Doctor Hewitt Leverson, a mad scientist who specialized in biology. … Continue reading One Little Kitten Fooled The Cops
The American Tweezer Collector’s Newsletter
...all of the latest rare tweezer news The Doclopedia #448 The Alphabet, Again: S is for...Sleeping Dragon Of The Outback “Well, mate, the name says it all, don't it? It's a great bloody dragon sleepin' way out back of beyond and they reckon it's been there for 5,000 years or better. Gets around 8 million … Continue reading The American Tweezer Collector’s Newsletter
Hand Me That Frog, Melvin
...and then go wash your hands The Doclopedia #445 The Alphabet, Again: R is for...Reversing The Polarity It is flatly amazing how many times on hundreds of Earths and other worlds somebody has tried this to solve a problem. Don't they realize that it either does not do anything or else it does exactly the … Continue reading Hand Me That Frog, Melvin
Lucy & Sasha And The Search For Food
...it never ends The Doclopedia #443 The Alphabet, Again: R is for...Rumsucker If there is one thing that most pirates fear above all others, it is that ghastly creature known as the Rumsucker. As the name implies, it can drink prodigious amounts of rum, leaving a pirate crew in a totally bewildering state of sobriety. … Continue reading Lucy & Sasha And The Search For Food
Who Puts A Burglar Alarm On A Toilet Seat?
...I mean, that was just wrong! HOLY SHIT! SIX Doclopedia entries! I reckon I've done my penance for not writing enough the past two days. The Doclopedia #437 The Alphabet, Again: P is for...Panda-Man If you ask most science fiction and fantasy fans where Furries are on the scale of fandom, they would most likely … Continue reading Who Puts A Burglar Alarm On A Toilet Seat?
The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Cupcake Elves Go To War!
...against the Vegetable Fairies The Doclopedia #434 The Alphabet, Again: O is for...Orok The Unstoppable On Earth 3, giant monster movies had a longer and more lucrative run than they did on our world. The 1972 release of “Orok the Unstoppable” is widely regarded as the pinnacle of the giant monster movie craze. While the … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Cupcake Elves Go To War!
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