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The Doclopedia #3,567
I Have A Plan!: To Get Us Out Of Here
Okay, I think I have a plan to get us out of the cell and out of this tower. We know Elvia has her magic canceled in this cell due to the tragastone disk up in the ceiling. But out in the corridor, she’ll get at least part of her magic back. We need to get her out there.
What we’ll do, is gather up a few of these pebbles on the floor, then Timkin can toss them out the window and hit an orc or two. It’s only 20 feet down and maybe 30 feet out. No problem, right, Timkin?
The orcs will think it’s the goblins, because they barely get along, and they’ll start arguing and probably get in a fight. We can all look out the window and start yelling at them and laughing.
The two orc guards will come in here to clear us away from the window so they can watch. They’ll make the goblin guard watch the door, which will piss him off. I’ll tell him the orcs outside are kicking the goblin’s asses. He’ll get mad and distracted and Rufius can then suckerpunch him and throw him at the orcs. Well, after we grab his weapons.
Then Elvia is first out the door, the rest of us follow, and with any luck we get the door shut before the orcs get to it. Then Elvia stuns them, we take their weapons, and we go back up to the room where the Countess has our stuff, then fight our way out of here until we can use the Portal charm to get back to Fallen Rock and safety.
What do you think?
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