…and by golly, we’ll give it to them!
The Doclopedia #732
What’s That Sound?: Gnarf, gnarf, gnarf…GLOOP… Gnarf, gnarf, gnarf
If you guessed that was the sound of a Hundred Mouthed Yellow Glob eating a dead elf, you are 100% correct. As we all know, the HMYG (or Elfgobbler) is very fond of the taste of elven flesh, dead or alive. We’re sure that rumors of adventure parties taking along extra elves when going into Elfgobbler territory are just idle chatter.
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The Doclopedia #733
What’s That Sound?: WEEEoooooWEEEooooWEEEoooo
Oh, what a wonderful, if rather spooky, sound the Weeoo Bird makes. These lovely pheasant-like birds can always be found sitting in trees or bushes near creepy old haunted houses, mausoleums or graveyards. The fact that they are a mottled black & white and often fly right in front of anybody going near them at night only lends to the scary fun. Later on in the evening, when the undead are out in full, the Weeoo Birds actually sing in harmony! What fun!
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The Doclopedia #734
What’s That Sound?: ORRRRRRRCCCHHHH! ORRRRRRRCCCHHHH!
If you didn’t guess that one, don’t feel bad. It was kind of a trick question. That sound is the one made by a TransDimensional Mindship as it passes between realities. Nobody has ever heard it in person and there are only 3 known recordings of it.