...they tend to mate in the dark The Doclopedia #398 The Alphabet, Again: B is for...Breezy Gap The tiny town of Breezy Gap, Kentucky, is notable for exactly one reason: Not only has nothing strange ever happened there, nothing strange can happen there. In a world where superheroes fight giant monsters, supervillains and alien invaders … Continue reading The Rare And Butt Ugly Big Faced Mink Of Potawango Island
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Mashed Potato Volcano
...it erupts gravy NOTE FROM 2019: Due to a numbering error, I am off by 3 on the numbering of posts. This post SHOULD be #400, but I'm too damned lazy to renumber 1,800 fucking posts just now. So no, you are not going crazy. Numbering is off and I may have it fixed … Continue reading Mashed Potato Volcano
My Other Dog Is An Ankylosaurus
...and nobody wants to pet him The Doclopedia # 399 The Alphabet, Again: B is for...Banana Plague This deadly plague got named for the fact that in the final stages of it, the victim's skin would turn bright yellow just before it began pealing off the body in large strips. This was a terrifying thing … Continue reading My Other Dog Is An Ankylosaurus
Butter On The Fritters
...Mmmmm, buttered fritters The Doclopedia # 398 The Alphabet, Again: A is for...Amy The Barbarian On Earth 221, there are many powerful kingdoms and ravaging barbarian hordes. Among the various races of barbarians, none are stronger and deadlier than the People of Lakora. Life in their land is fraught with terrible weather, deadly animals, rough … Continue reading Butter On The Fritters
Congratulations! I Am Being The President Person Of Nigeria Bank With Money For You!
...please to be giving me your personal information The Doclopedia #397 The Alphabet, Again: A is for... Artichoke Kid The Artichoke Kid was a vicious psychopath and mob enforcer during the 1920-1928 time period. Originally from Castroville, California, he got his nickname from his preferred method of killing: stuffing a small artichoke down the victim's … Continue reading Congratulations! I Am Being The President Person Of Nigeria Bank With Money For You!
World Of Whorecraft
...it's WAY more fun to play The 366 Days of Blogging Hell Gentle Readers, It is just after midnight on January, 29th, 2012, my 58th birthday. As I promised a few weeks ago, I now start a leap year (366 days) of daily posts here and twice weekly posts on the fiction blog. However, since … Continue reading World Of Whorecraft
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Just Walk Into Mordor
...we should have listened to Boromir New, pre-Death March Doclopedia entry! I actually cried a bit writing this one. The Doclopedia #395 The Infinite Doc: Doc Cross, Canine Hero I wasn't always a dog, you know. Five years ago, I was an ordinary suburban homeowner, just about 4 months past my sixtieth birthday. Life was … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Just Walk Into Mordor
I’ve Got Your “Loose Cannon” Right Here, Baby!
...be careful with that! Ok, Gentle Readers, after too long a delay, the final Big Balls post. I won't be doing any Doclopedia posts between now and my birthday on the 29th, but I do hope to post a few other things. Oddly, today's post is actually about big balls. The Doclopedia #394 Big Balls: … Continue reading I’ve Got Your “Loose Cannon” Right Here, Baby!
A Quail With A Pail And A Snail Wearing A Veil Conversed By Mail About A Tale Concerning A Frail Male Whale That Was Locked Up In Jail
...and fed only stale ale The Doclopedia #393 Big Balls: The Scientist & Inventors Ball Alright, boys, it's that time of year again, the time of the big shindig over on Third Avenue. For those of you who are new to the force, I'm talking about the 10th Annual Scientist & Inventors Ball. It's been … Continue reading A Quail With A Pail And A Snail Wearing A Veil Conversed By Mail About A Tale Concerning A Frail Male Whale That Was Locked Up In Jail
The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes To San Francisco
...and hilarity ensued The Doclopedia #392 Big Balls: The Hamster Ball Of Doom You wanna know about the Hamster Ball of Doom? Yeah, I can tell ya all about it, buddy...IF ya buy me a beer an' a shot. I'm kinda low on funds nowadays. Hey, thanks! Anyway, I was a Minion, Second Class when … Continue reading The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes To San Francisco
The Mostly True, Yet Still Pretty Unbelievable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boys Who Stole Panties
...co-starring her pet guanaco, Pepe You get Doclopedia and fiction today, kids! (Note: I'm posting the fiction from April, 2013, because I forgot to port it over from my now defunct fiction blog.) The Doclopedia #391 Look What I Found!: High Fantasy Roleplaying Edition Look, Ardex, there it is, just as the blind seer … Continue reading The Mostly True, Yet Still Pretty Unbelievable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boys Who Stole Panties
Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Whilst Infiltrating The Coronation Of The French King, Is Afflicted With Flatulence Most Foul
...I hate when that happens Yo, internet homies, today I'm starting a hopefully pretty regular series where I cover various topics about things I like. Later, I'll start a similar series about things that piss me off. First up today: food! Great Things To Eat: Part One Curry: There are all sorts of curries out … Continue reading Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Whilst Infiltrating The Coronation Of The French King, Is Afflicted With Flatulence Most Foul
I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
...now I've got to shotgun that loaf of rye Goddammit, I swear that in 2012 I'll get back to a regular posting schedule here. In the mean time, a few tidbits before I roll out the first of several new Doclopedia posts. 1: It looks very much like I'll be running two official games at … Continue reading I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy!
...what? The Doclopedia #388 My Family, Part Two..: Cousin Amy Unlike many of my relatives, my cousin Amy was not mentally “different”, had no strange religious or political affiliations, didn't obsess over anything and was, in general, a nice ordinary young lady. Except for being invisible much of the time. Sadly, Amy was afflicted with … Continue reading You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy!
Sauce For The Gooseberry
...yum? After giving it some thought and also seeing how this blog has not been getting my full love and attention, I've decided that I wil go back to posting Doclopedia entries here. Longer fiction pieces wil still be put on the fiction blog over at http://doccross.blogspot.com/ (where right now you can find the second … Continue reading Sauce For The Gooseberry
The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys
...co-starring her best friend, Fully Flexible Francine Doc Update #47,003 READING: World War Z by Max Brooks EATING: Too damned much. Severe dieting & exercise starts soon DOING: Removal of summer garden veggies/Planting of the winter garden veggies. WRITING: As much as possible, but still not enough. LISTENING: To more Americana and Swing, less Rock … Continue reading The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys
The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead
...or at least dormancy It has been a damned long time since I did one of these garden updates, so here goes. For the last year or two, my garden has been overrun by weeds. This has not changed, but it will next week when I rent a weed whacker and lay waste to my … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters in “Ropin’, Ridin’ & Romance”
...co-starring the Ritz Brothers Doc Update I'm going to try to do near daily posts on here, but you never know what Real Life stuff will pop up to get in the way of that. I hope to post some roleplaying ideas and such, as well as a review of some of my favorite music, … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters in “Ropin’, Ridin’ & Romance”
Electrical Zombies From Inner Space
...in ZOMBIESCOPE A Note From The Future! (This post revised 5/19/2012) This post was originally about me putting Doclopedia stuff on the fiction blog, but that didn't work out, so I'm moving it back here. In fact, as of 5/19/2012, the fiction blog (over on Blogger) is living on borrowed time. So here are some … Continue reading Electrical Zombies From Inner Space
Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
...no, I don't know what it means UPDATES!: Grace's arm is healing up nicely and she can sleep on her back now, although not for too long...I got one of my slightly less than every two years royalty checks from Steve Jackson Games. $29.99! It will go into the DunDraCon fund...Speaking of DunDraCon, I may … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
...incoming!!! The Doclopedia #373 Great Junkyards: Mantoni's Junkyard Founded in 1870 by Enzo Mantoni in Brooklyn, New York, this junkyard is a mecca for tinkerers, inventors and gadgeteers because it has the best science junk anywhere. Early on, old Enzo managed to get salvage rights to junk left on the streets in all five boroughs … Continue reading The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
Hugo Drove A Yugo
...and we all tried not to laugh Yarr, ya goggle eyed grunions, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day and Ol' Cap'n Doc is settin' sail for fun and mayhem! It also be the beginnin' of a new week fer the Doclopedia, so ya can take a gander below, iffin' ye can read, that is. … Continue reading Hugo Drove A Yugo
The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
...such beautiful choreography I am sorely tempted to take a couple more staycation days next month. There's a bunch of stuff what needs to be done around the old homestead. Of course, I could also do some writing, too. Here is the final Doclopedia entry for this week, folks! Enjoy it and PLEASE comment on … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
or wicked lustiness Grace Update: She will be working half days this week, then full time after that. She seems to be healing up at the proper pace and is in less pain every day, although she did have a bout of food poisoning on Sunday night and Monday morning. And now, today's Doclopedia entry … Continue reading Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
A Young Ladies Book Of Proper Adventuring
...with special attention paid to comfortable clothing and guns This week is First Contact/Last Contact Week in the good old Doclopedia. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #369 First Contact/Last Contact: The Delvians Meet Cats & Dogs Begin Transcription of the Report by Zif Commander Soolox, Highest Scholar Wivnib and Kwilbik Technichian Second Plateau Mooltav to the Most … Continue reading A Young Ladies Book Of Proper Adventuring
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