The 8 Things That You Should Do Before Attacking That Fully Operational Death Star

…Ask Admiral Ackbar what he thinks of the idea.

Oh man, that is so geeky.

The Doclopedia #605

Classified Ads From Around The Multiverse: Help Wanted

People with swords. Looking to hire 5-6 good swordsmen/women for an easy week of work in the Hellfire Mountains area rescuing a princess. Good pay and free medical benefits. All equipment provided. Experience in fighting dragons and giants a plus. Orphans preferred. Contact: Prince Studly at the castle.

Medical Guinea Pigs: Would you like to get payed for helping to advance medical science and perhaps conquer death itself? If so, join us in the exciting field of brain transplantation! Guinea Pigs must be healthy young humans of either sex and have at least 4 days free for the experiment. Aftercare given, if needed, in out spacious dungeon. Meals provided and full pay given at end of experiment. Contact: victorf@madsci.com

Human Walkers: We are a fast growing Human Walking & Sitting service that needs responsible human loving dogs & cats to serve our customers. Must be physically able to handle up to 6 humans of various sizes & breeds and be able to walk 4-5 miles per day. Pay starts at $7.00 an hour, but raises and bonuses are regular for great walkers & sitters. Apply in person at Best Buddies Human Hotel.

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The Doclopedia #606

Classified Ads From Around The Multiverse: For Sale

Computer: Two year old 1932 Babbage-Edison Mk III Calcutron. Runs great and comes with three cases of paper tape, a telephone connector and a Frigidare cooling unit. Entire setup measures only 30′ X 10′ X 10′. $5,000.00 or will trade for a TeslaPod 2. Call Westbrook-396 and ask for Vern.

Old Shoes: I have several old sets of shoes from the late 1740’s and early 1750’s. Most are in very good shape with all three shoes in a set, although a few only have the right and center shoe. Have both male & female styles. Collectors, you want to check these out! Call Nerb Queed at 009-323-777, after 27:30.

Movie Posters: We have over 300 movie posters that need to go. These range from the 1930’s (The Marx Brothers in “Blazing Saddles”) to 2000 (Clint Eastwood in “Dirty Harry vs Terminator”). All are in Very Good to Mint shape. Prices vary. Email: posterguy@moviestuff.film