I’m Back

...and I hope I go another 6-7 years without needing to write that . The Doclopedia #1,631 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 401-M . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. When you get past about 250, … Continue reading I’m Back →

One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot

...increase pucker factor to 11! The Doclopedia #1,354 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “B” B is for: Barb Pham Barb is a technician at the Gardener Dome's life support plant. Her primary job is running the water purification plant, but she also does a once a week shift at atmosphere storage. Barb is well … Continue reading One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot →

The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident

...co-starring her best old pal, Wendy Wheatgrass Hot Damn, it's more Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,350 Fun Magic Spells: The Wall of Marshmallow Spell This spell creates a wall up to 30 feet wide, 10 feet tall and 3 feet thick. As stated, the wall is made up of marshmallow. The outside is dry … Continue reading The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident →

The Dancing Elks Present: Holiday Happenings On Ice

...how the hell do they dance on ice with those hooves? A very quick post, just so y'all know I'm not dead. The Doclopedia #1,348 Fun Magic Spells: The Following Fart Cloud Cast this second level spell on someone and their next fart comes out as a noxious green cloud that follows right behind … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Present: Holiday Happenings On Ice →