...it's a very thrilling story BLAAHHH!!! BLAAHHH!!!, I say! I've got matching ear infections (well, not exactly matching...the right ear is worse than the left) and a headache that would fall a lesser man. Only the love of a good woman and two dogs is keeping me from stomping through Tokyo and leaving it a … Continue reading The True Story Of How I Rescued A Princess Held Captive In Elko, Nevada →