The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom

...co-starring her younger brother, Half Blue Harvey The Doclopedia #1,335 It's A Trap!: In A Castle “I'm kicking the door open! Grindfal, get a spell ready. Rolf, follow me inside the room. Sirina, you fill anything that isn't Rolf or I full of arrows. Sister Blueberry, a blessing might be nice.” “Oh, Great Mother, bless … Continue reading The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom →

The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies

...rumor has it they made parole this time Have I mentioned that Sasha needs your questions for a new rant? Well, she does! Just leave them in the comments here. Thanks, folks! The Doclopedia #1,278 The Alphabet: U is for… Unknown Jones...was the starring character in a series of 15 B movies made by the … Continue reading The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies →

Vote For Ed Fettleminster!

...he's not an asshole! The Doclopedia #1,040 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: Goblins 1: Most goblins have a phobia about cheese 2: Goblins invented the spoon, but it was originally used as a weapon 3: On Fantasy Earth 2, 5, 11 and 31, goblins are the twisted opposite of dwarves 4: Goblins almost … Continue reading Vote For Ed Fettleminster! →

The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant

...featuring her good friend, Selma Pookinwinkel The Doclopedia #950 Things You Should Not Do: Steal Vink Eggs Despite the fact that the eggs of a Vink are delicious, nutritious and large, you take your life in your hands every time you rob a Vink nest. The female Vink can weigh up to 1,800 pounds and … Continue reading The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant →