A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down

...his eyes were brown The Doclopedia #1,064 Lost Letters: From A Wizard To An Apprentice Sansy, I am sending you this letter via RavePost so that you will get it before mixing the ingredients for the Power Infusion spell. I fear that you might do things wrong. This fear is based upon my … Continue reading A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down →

Ok, So I Did The “Time Warp” Again. Now What?

...I think I hurt my back doing the pelvic thrust. The Doclopedia #1,062 Lost Letters: From A Robot To His Creator Dear Father, I write you this letter to tell you that I am having conflicts in my central processor. One moment, I feel as though I should help and nurture humanity, but the next I'm doing analysis of … Continue reading Ok, So I Did The “Time Warp” Again. Now What? →

The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu

...featuring her narcoleptic Aunt Frieda The Doclopedia #1,061 Lost Letters: From Fiancee To A Mad Scientist Dearest Victor. I am so sorry we argued yesterday. It was my fault, darling, for not realizing that you need time alone to complete your important work, though I know nothing of what that work is. Please forgive … Continue reading The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu →

Wicked Voles Yelled At My Salamander

...and they were loud! The Doclopedia #1,060 Lost Letters: From A Friend To A Hero Dearest Frodo & Company, I hope this letter gets to you, because I have found a safe passage into Mordor and, in fact, right into Mount Doom. I came across it in an ancient text. It seems that just … Continue reading Wicked Voles Yelled At My Salamander →