The Tibetan Book Of The Dad

...one of the lesser known works. The Doclopedia #1,148Magical Masks: The Last Mask You Will Ever WearYes, students, we will indeed be ending this series of lectures with the legendary Death Mask, the last mask you will ever wear. Oh my, I do believe that we have broken the record for faintings. Do count them up, … Continue reading The Tibetan Book Of The Dad →

Junior Muskrat Gets A Pig

...or did the pig get him? hmmm... The Doclopedia #1,147Magical Masks: The UnMaskStudents, this mask, a very plain affair made of cotton cloth, should only be donned by the bravest of the brave. You see, once this mask is on a face, it shows the wearer as he or she truly is in their heart of … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Gets A Pig →

Flash & Lulu VS The Nazi Death Machine

...starting tonight at 11:59 The Doclopedia #1,146Magical Masks: The iMaskI must state at the outset that I am not convinced that this mask is actually magical. Oh yes, I know that Professors Higgenwacker and Bloomadrog consider it some form of exotic magic, possibly from the area of Hidden Vosh or maybe Upper Thurvessala, but having examined … Continue reading Flash & Lulu VS The Nazi Death Machine →

New Recipe: Baked Apples, Or, If You Prefer, Baked PCs

...sorry, Linux users, but baked linux boxes just ain't funny The Doclopedia #1,145Magical Masks: Spider-Mask The origin of this mask is totally unknown, although it is rumored that the Sorcerer Supreme might have some insight into it, if one could ask him. Which one can't, so forget it, students.The mask in question is a simple cloth … Continue reading New Recipe: Baked Apples, Or, If You Prefer, Baked PCs →

A Watched Plot Never Boils

...a lesson for writers, that The Doclopedia #1,144Magical Masks: The Mask Of FrankensteinFirst off, students, this mask has nothing to do with that unfortunate wretch Victor Frankenstein or his creation. It does, however have everything to do with his cousin, an equally mad wizard by the name of Karl Frankenstein.Wizard Frankenstein was obsessed with the thought … Continue reading A Watched Plot Never Boils →