...he was REALLY pissed The Doclopedia #3,123 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Landus, Magical Animal Control Officer Str: +3 Con: +3 Int: +1 Dex: +2 Agi: +3 Skills: Knowledge (Beasts): +4 Knowledge (Magical Beasts): +4 Fight: +2 Magic: +2 Survival: +3 Description: Joe is 30 years old, stands 6'8” tall, weighs 300 pounds, has … Continue reading Mr Motango Was NOT Amused
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Why Did We Buy This Thing?
...a common question The Doclopedia #3,122 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Mace, 1820 Tavern Keeper Str: +2 Con: +1 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Business Operation: +2 Charm/Intimidate: +2 Description: Joe is 46 years old, 6' tall, 190 pounds, bald, has blue eyes, and is married with 2 grown … Continue reading Why Did We Buy This Thing?
Monkey On A Hotseat
...it was his own fault The Doclopedia #3,121 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe DiCasio, 2075 Window Washer Str: +1 Con: +1 Int: +2 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Secrets): +3 Hacker: +3 Connections (Geek): +3 Description: Joe is 31 and the founder, owner and operator of RoboKlean Window Washing. His robots are out … Continue reading Monkey On A Hotseat
Thin Milkshake Blues
...as sun by Blind Leonard Lemon The Doclopedia #3,120 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Earls, 1960s Garbage Truck Driver Str: +3 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: Average Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Driver: +2 Fight: +2 Description: Joe is 28, 6'2” tall, weighs 200 pounds, has black hair and brown eyes, is African … Continue reading Thin Milkshake Blues
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting
...with worms The Doclopedia #3,119 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Shin, 1930s Mechanic Str: +2 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: +1 Skills: Mechanic (Automobiles): +4 Driver: +2 Inventor (Mechanical): +3 Description: Joe is 34, 5'10” tall, 165 pounds, has brown hair and brown eyes, is Swedish/Irish, and is right handed. He has … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting