...I prefer stouts and porters. The Doclopedia #1,391 Potion Ingredients: The Tears Of The Clown We all know that the God of Terror most often takes the form of a clown whose name we shall not speak here. He...It...is a horrific creature and has rightfully been stripped of most of his former power by the … Continue reading It’s National Buy A Blogger A Beer Day!
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While My Guitar Gently Meeps
...it's a muppet guitar The Doclopedia #1,390 Potion Ingredients: Piko Root Like many other sought after and expensive ingredients, Piko Root demands a high price because it is such a bloody pain in the arse to get to. It is not at all rare in the high valley it grows in, but you'll travel over … Continue reading While My Guitar Gently Meeps
The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Candy Gnomes Go To War
...over caramel or peanuts or something The Doclopedia #1,388 Potion Ingredients: Troll Sperm Contrary to popular wisdom, only the very largest and very smallest trolls reproduce by splitting in two, with a new troll growing from each half. All of the other trolls mate like the majority of humanoids do. The trick then is how … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Candy Gnomes Go To War
I Have A Very Large Duck
...no, wait...goddamn it, spellcheck! The Doclopedia #1,387 Potion Ingredients: Ankaski Rainbow Sand The island of Ankaski lies 700 miles off the coast of the southern Draan Empire. It is 97 miles long and from 5 to 50 miles wide. A tropical island, it is home to many deadly beasts both large and small. The sea … Continue reading I Have A Very Large Duck
The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island
...they're a neurotic mess The Doclopedia #1,386 Potion Ingredients: Death Flower Petals Collecting the petals of Death Flowers is a thing done only by the very strong of will and stomach, since they only take root and bloom in the blood drenched soil of a very large and recent battle. The seeds of Death … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island
Murder With A Side Of Hash Browns And A Cup Of Coffee
...black coffee, black as a bad dame's soul Hey,do you want to be one of the Cool Kids? Well then, just become a Patron of this blog! Besides being cool, you get sweet compiled Doclopedia posts in the popular PDF format, plus other stuff. You can get in on this for as little as … Continue reading Murder With A Side Of Hash Browns And A Cup Of Coffee