...sorry about no ham The Doclopedia #1,191 Bad Swords: Rotseeker, The Sword That Infects “That there sword, it calls out to you, don't it? It wants somebody to pick it up and to use it. But that's just the start of the curse, ya know? After you touch it and feel that cold steel … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland
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What Fresh Hail Is This?
...well, that's how it sounds in the South. The Doclopedia #1,080 Golden States: Deadifornia The year was 1850 and a group of miners had found a rich vein of gold in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. Then they busted through into an ancient cavern and released a strange dust that killed them … Continue reading What Fresh Hail Is This?
Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
...all hail tipsy poultry Not much to report tonight, except that, in compiling these daily characters for eventual revision and possible publication, I discovered that I had miscounted, so today's entry is #93, not #92. Just thought y'all would like to know:) The Doclopedia #93 The Undead: Zombie X As we all know, … Continue reading Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again
...but only the nice monkeys Concerning the recent elections... To the Republicans: Don't let the door hit you in the ass, LOSERS! To the Democrats: Do not fuck this chance up! To President Bush and his gang of thugs: Prepare to become somebodies bitch. To the American People: You are, by and large, still dimwitted … Continue reading Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again