Since I don’t have a full years worth of entries with which to do the “first sentence from each month” meme, here instead is a review of the titles of each of my entries from 2004. Hey, just be glad I didn’t review all the titles from my Blogger days:)
Here I Am! (First LJ entry)
My REAL weblog (Reference to my late great Blogger page)
OOPS! (What? A fuckup? From me?)
ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys (This just sounded like a fun way to combine arts & crafts with kinky sex)
Clams From Hell (I have no idea what prompted this one, but I have this thing about clams being funny, so…)
Barbecued Bad Boy (I got sunburned)
But Mama, That’s Where The Fun Is (Merrily ripped off from “Blinded by the light”)
Get Me A Tall Tree And Some Short Ropes (I was either watching a Western movie or looking out the window at the white trash motherfucker who lives next door)
The Old Dude And The Old Dog (Courtesy of Grace who was looking at Roscoe and I as we shared some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches)
Bringing A Hand Grenade To A Gunfight (Not sure what prompted this, but it’s not a bad idea)
10 Blue Budgies On A Three Day Drunk (This is just a prime example of the kinda shit that pops into my head 9,000 times a day)
I’ve Got John Wayne Stances, I’ve Got Errol Flynn Advances (from the Elton John song “Teacher I Need You”)
Forgive Me, Father, For I AM Sin (One of my mottos:)
Them’s Good Eatin’! (I’m pretty sure I was writing about food…or women)
More Reprints From The Blogger Page: The Sex Rant (This one is self explanatory. How odd)
Naked Ninja Cheerleaders From Hell (Sometimes I think up B movie titles…just to while away the hours on long winter nights)
Monkeys! We Like Monkeys! (If YOU don’t like monkeys…well then you are just plain scum)
Doc Tempest And The Sound Of Death
Doc Tempest And The Robot Master (Both of these titles are part of a long line of nonexistent pulp novels that some Doc Cross in another reality will/has written)
Woke Up Ready To Rock (Well, I did!)
Pistols And Jelly Donuts (This one is from a rather exciting and dangerous moment in my Wild & Misspent Youth, when I was REALLY needing some firepower and REALLY REALLY craving jelly doughnuts)
Outside In The Cold Distance, A Wild Cat Did Growl (From the Bob Dylan song “All along the watchtower”)
Attack Of The California Cows (I had no doubt just watched one of the very clever “California Cows” commercials)
Destined To Replace The Mudshark In Local Mythology (From “Nanook Rubs It” by the late great Frank Zappa)
Scary Monster Popcorn (The kind of popcorn you eat when you watch Scary Monster Movies. Courtesy of my nephew Chris when he was about 5 years old)
NARF! (Watched an episode of “Pinky and The Brain” before blogging)
Wake Up. Time To Die. (I had a “Bladerunner” moment)
A Little Bit Of Terror On A Hot Summer Night (from another incident in my Wild & Misspent Youth…but I can’t tell you about it or the albinos will eat me)
I Was So Much Older Then, I’m Younger Than That Now. (From the Dylan tune “My Back Pages”)
Free Range Celtic White Boy (Me)
The Finger Of Doom Picks The Nose Of Curiosity (Old Chinese Proverb…or at least it SHOULD be)
Gimme A Hot Woman And A Cold Beer (Another one of my mottos)
It Wasn’t Just The Hot Babes, It Was The Dancing Pig Too! (Sorry…can’t explain this one until after June 4th, 2032)
Robot Sex (I think a Discovery Channel show prompted this one…or I coulda been thinking of an ex-girlfriend)
Crazy Talk In The Wild Moonlight (I think I was drunk when I wrote this one)
Put De Lime In De Coconut (from the Harry Nillson song, obviously)
A Great Day For Coconut Snot (On this day, I ate coconut snot. Go read the blog entry)
Swabajukama (Some words just need to be invented)
Burned By The Rays Of A Sunny Disposition (Have you ever known someone who was just TOO fuckin’ cheerful all the time?)
Crouching Chicken, Hidden Wombat (Ok, so sometimes I screw around with movie titles. So sue me.)
Hot Sex And Cheese Quesadillas (Two great things that go great together!)
Slapped Hard By True Love (Sooner or later, it happens to all of us)
Ok, this entry is getting entirely two long. I’ll break it up and post the rest later.
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