More Subjective Writing

We continue our borderline thrilling look at my LJ entry titles for 2004

Roscoe T. Dogg And The Case Of The Tasty Hamburger (If my food obsessed old hound wrote mystery novels, this would be one of them)

Put The Blame On VTR (Another blatant musical ripoff, this time from “Video Killed The Radio Star”)

Powered By Love And Caffeine (On a good day, that’s what keeps Uncle Doc runnin’)

I Said I Wouldn’t Break Your Heart. I Never Said I Wouldn’t Steamroller It Flat. (What several women in my past should have told me)

An Armada Of Armadillos (It just sounded neat)

Porkfaced Morons From Neocon Central (Have I mentioned lately that I have a deep and abiding hatred of neocons?)

Yummy Fried Whale Fritters (Blame this one on watching Iron Chef while half tanked on Guinness)

He Rode Off Into The Sunset And Took The Sunset With Him (This one was vaguely inspired by my dad’s death back in 1984)

So Long, Brother Ray (Ray Charles died)

Frozen Lizards On A Stick (Too many drugs during my youth, I’m thinkin’)

The Funhouse Mirror Universe (This is my blanket title for all of my nutty fiction and gaming ideas)

Kitty Cats Steal A Sports Car (Roscoe wrote this one while I was away from the keyboard taking a leak)

Spending Quality Time In A Warehouse Full Of Other People’s Stuff (This was the answer to a question asked by a female friend back during my Wild & Misspent Youth)

Fear And Loathing In Middle Earth (LOTR as written by Hunter S. Thompson)

The Basset Hound Liberation Front (Mostly, they want to liberate comfy furniture and people food)

Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Jose Cuervo (I don’t care much for rum)

When Good Teddy Bears Go Bad (I have a purple with yellow polka dots teddy bear named Owsley. He wears sunglasses, has a pierced ear and wears an official “Over The Edge/Al Amarja” noose around his neck. One look at him and you know he’s a bad bear)

Is That A Real Poncho Or a Sears Poncho? (Yet more harvesting of Frank Zappa lyrics)

Doc’s Head Explodes! Film At 11:00! (Fuck if I know what prompted that one)

Attack Of The Killer Zucchinis (Note to beginning veggie gardeners: NEVER plant more that one zucchini plant unless you are one zucchini loving mofo)

It’s Zero Hour And We’re All Outta Booze (Line spoken by an old friend of mine back in 1970 just before several of us did something foolish, dangerous, ill timed and funny)

The Rare Lithuanian Sneezing Clam (Sometimes I invent mollusks, just for the fun of it)

She Was Sexy, But The Thing With The Squid Turned Me Off (What the hell?)

The Great And Powerful Turtle Live At Fillmore West (I was having a “Wild Cards” moment)

And So I Nicknamed Her “Squinky” (Referring to one of my many nicknames for Grace)

Yes The Nightshades Is The Right Shades (In which I bragged about my tomato crop)

We Have Dog Activity In Sector 52 (Written after Roscoe had awakened from a marathon napping session)

She Has A Light In Her Eyes That Explodes My Soul (That’s my baby!)

You Can’t Escape From The Spy Dogs (Roscoe wrote this late at night. He’s been drinking heavily and reminiscing about his time in Paris, during the war)

Doc and Grace On The Road: Part One (Friday, August 13th)
Doc and Grace On The Road: Part Two (Still Friday, August 13th)
Doc and Grace On The Road: Part Three (Yes, Still Friday, August 13th)
Doc and Grace On The Road: Part Four (Saturday, August 14th)
Doc and Grace On The Road: Update – 3 replies
Doc and Grace On The Road: Home at Last – 1 reply
(Reports from the road during our Semi-Sucky 2004 GenCon/Route 66 Vacation)

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Life Sucketh!
WE HAVE POWER!!!!! (The Labor Day Tree Collapse Saga)

The Squirrels Are Watching Me (They really were…3 of the little bastards)

Rollin’ And Ramblin’ (Hmmmm…musta been listening to Delta Blues)

Puny Humans! Hulk Smash! (I was just feeling lazy, so I used a comic book line)

Crunchy Munchy Honey Bunchy (Ad copy for some cereal or my wife…not sure which)

Iron Chef: Dogfood Sandwich Battle (Watching Iron Chef and feeding the dog)

May The Forks Be with You (Hey kids, it’s fun to mess around with movie lines)

Slippery Answers To Dangerous Questions (This is what you get from politicians)

The Dancing Mice Go To Paris (Well now, just where the fuck else would dancing mice go?)

A Kiss From An Angel (Smooched by my honey just prior to blogging)

The Great 500 Mile Party Race Of 1982 (Taken from a true life event)

YOW!! Another long post! Once again, I’ll break off here and do more later.