Welcome back! Chapter Three of my look back at LJ entry titles lies before you. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Take A Right At The Light, Then Straight On ‘Til Night (More lyrical theft, this time from “Blinded By The Light”)
And The Scene Changes (I must have been way mellowed out)
Mrs. Wangdoodle And Her Flying Cat (A children’s book title that popped into my head)
I’m Gonna Build Myself A House In The Shade Of The Freeway (Oh, so now we’re ripping off Jackson Brown’s “The Pretender”, eh?)
Ahoy, Maties, We’re Settin’ Sail Fer Mayhem And Fun! (Obviously I was feeling a bit piratical here)
Dwarf Hamsters In A Creamy Orange Sauce (You know, if people ate dwarf hamsters, this would probably be a very popular dish)
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Oh my god, he’s ripped off Tom Waits! You bastard!)
Skipping Merrily Along The Highway To Hell (An ex-girlfriend once accused her brother and I of doing this. She was right)
Let’s Do It (Musta been the first thing that popped into my head)
Worried About My Baby
Update On Grace
Hospitals Suck
Grace Is Home!!! (These were written when Grace had an unexpected stay in the hospital for possible heart problems. By the way, apparently, there is nothing wrong with her heart.)
Beer And Donuts On A Beach In Fiji (Damn, that sounds good, doesn’t it?)
8 Years Is Not Enough (Celebrating my 8th year of wedded bliss to my Sweet Little Pork Fried Rice Of Love)
On The Menu: Couscous For Dogs (I made Roscoe some couscous for his dinner)
I Dreamed That I Was Awake Thinking About Being Asleep (I was just being wacky here)
Not As Insane As I Used To Be, But Getting Better (Part of my annual “State of the Husband” address. Grace giggled)
Piled High With A Delicious Meatlike Substance (More ad copy for an alternate universe)
Speeding Down The Highway Of Life With The Stereo Blasting And The Top Down (A family tradition for Clan Cross)
The Future Adventures Of The Old Scalawag And His Sweet Angel (Possible title for a book about Grace and I)
Swing The Cat, Kick The Rat (Just wanted to do a bit of rhyming)
The Master Of Kitchen Fu (that would be me, grasshopper)
Naked Thoughts Posed Just The Way You Like Them (Sort of intellectual and naughty at the same time, don’t ya think?)
Feelin’ Like I Been Tenderized (Musta been a bad day)
Fuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!
Better Living Through Botanomancy (Ah, yet another leg infection)
Red Snails In The Sunset (A romantic song for garden mollusks)
The Green Eyed Goddess Of Rock & Roll (Aye, laddie, that were a hell of a weekend back in 1979)
Who Knows What Weasels Lurk? (Pulp taglines meet small mustelid carnivores)
Deathspider Action (I think this was a computer game moment)
Fried Oak Leaves And A Glass Of Rabbit Milk (I dunno…maybe pixies eat it)
And So This Is Christmas… (Courtesy of John Lennon)
Them Warthogs Sure Can Dance! (Well, they can on planet Disney)
Small Change Got Rained On By His Own .38 (More shameless usage of Tom Waits lyrics)
The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas (Doc does an Xmas filksong)
Don’t Forget To Feed The Aardvarks! (They get surly if you don’t feed ’em)
Not Enough Sunshine…Or Dancing Elks! (I hate overcast, elkless days)
Ok…that’s that…done for this year.
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