Damn, Young Skywalker, You ARE A Jedi!

…and your Force was stronger than mine

I’m not going to go into great detail on this, but suffice it to say that today, despite my previous intentions, I voted.

It was not really my choice, but when someone calls in a marker on you, you pay up. This marker had nothing to do with money, but everything to do with a big debt owed.

I know you are reading this, kid, so I’ll say in public: You decided what you wanted, you figured out how to get it, then you went for it. I’m proud of you. Fuck your remaining dewy eyed optimism tho:)

And yes, I voted the whole liberal Democrat ticket.

Now here’s the final character for Tiny Folk Week. Starting tomorrow: Undead Week

365 Days, 365 Characters

About this character: Our last tiny character never stays in one place for very long, but he tells great stories.

#90: Badiban Storyteller

Stats (modified from Toon, but using a d10)

Muscle: 6
Smarts: 9
Zip: 6
Chutzpah: 8

Nobody knows exactly how old Badiban Storyteller is, but most agree that he is at least 300 years old. That is pretty amazing, since the average Tiny Folk person only lives to about 75. Still, folks have been hearing Badiban tell his tales since shortly after the Tiny Folk came to America.

Badiban looks about 40. He has long blonde hair, blue eyes and tanned skin. He dresses in suede leather and has a backpack in which he carries all his earthly belongings…including at least one volume of his “Book of Tales”. When he arrives at a Clan’s home, the people feed him and give him lodging in exchange for hearing his tales. He never stays for more than a few days, then he is off on his never ending journey.

Or is he? In fact, my children, Badiban is not one person, but anywhere from 8 to 12 members of Clan Badiban. The home location of the clan is somewhere in the Colorado Rockies and no other clan even suspects its existence. The clan was founded over 300 years ago to chronicle the history of Tiny Folk in America. The various Badiban Storytellers all look quite similar and generally spend about 20 years on the road before retiring. There are thousands of volumes in the Tales.