…and you don’t even want to know what the baby bunnies do.
Ok, so Anna Nicole Smith kicked the oxygen habit yesterday. So did alot of other folks who were smarter, more interesting and a hell of alot more likely to do something that might make the world a better place. Do I feel sorry for her infant daughter? Well, yes and no. Yes, in that the poor fuckin’ kid is gonna be a custody football for a whole bunch of greedy cocksuckers. No in that, let’s face it, growing up without a headcase like Anna Nicole Smith for a mother has GOT to be a damned good thing.
As for the diaper wearing cross country driving peppers praying Fatal Attraction astronaut, well, she’s just one seriously fucked up person. I feel worse for NASA than I do for her. Still, I suppose she should get some professional help before trying to return to whatever is left of her family and career, if anything is left after she flushed it down the sewer.
Moving on, we have former preacher and bastion of family values, Ted Haggard, saying that after a mere three weeks of counseling, he has given up his lust for throbbing man meat and is now a right thinking member of the I Love Coochie club. No mention on if he has quit snorting crank before busting his nut. THREE WEEKS to heterosexuality? So, could a group of gay guys “counsel” me into giving up 53 years of shameless (and sometimes rampant) heterosexuality? I’m doubting that…and I know some damn good looking gay men! Maybe it’s just me, but I’m thinking old Ted is still wanking off in the bathroom to pictures of Brad Pitt.
Now ask me again why I like animals more than I like people.
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