The Totally Spooky And Very Halloweeny Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Killer Pumpkin

…c0-starring her new best pal, Partly Green George

 

The Doclopedia #860

Top Ten Lists!: Bad New Product Ideas

 

10: Vegetable Goo In A Can

9: Artificial Rutabaga Flavored Whipped Topping

8: Ultra Thin Toilet Paper

7: Frozen Goat Eyes On A Stick

6: Sushi Flavored Toothpaste

5: Chlorophyll Cola

4: Liversicles

3: Cream Of Mountain Oyster Soup

2: Bunnyburgers

1: Skunk Milk Cheese

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The Doclopedia #861

Top Ten Lists!: Things Geeks Say During Sex

 

10: “Arming photon torpedo of love”

9: “Oh, Doctor, do me Time Lord style”

8: “Shiny! Shiny! Shinyshinyshiny!”

7: “100 points for Gryffendor!”

6: “Come here and sheath that +4 Sword of Orgasms, baby!”

5: “Oh yes, yes YES! Make it so, Number One!”

4: “Khhhaaaaannnnnnn!”

3: “We loves it, Precious!”

2: “Oh yes, the Force is strong in you, young Jedi!”

1: “Ohgod! Ohgod! I’m going to cast Fireballllllllll!!!!”