…that’s pretty unexpected
The Doclopedia #858
Top Ten Lists!: Movie Monsters That Never Caught On
10: Baby Mummy
9: Weresloth
8: Vampire who hungers for sweat
7: 200 foot tall penguin
6: Werenewt
5: Terminator robot built to look like a Yorkshire Terrier
4: The invisible guy in the visible wheelchair
3: The creature from the goldfish pond
2: Vampire who hungers for spit
1: Phantom of the Walmart
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The Doclopedia #859
Top Ten Lists!: Campaign Promises You’ll Never Hear
10: Vote for me and I’ll shut the hell up
9: Vote for me and I’ll never run for any office again
8: Vote for me and if I ever screw up, you can shoot me
7: Vote for me and I’ll personally bitchslap everyone in the Legislative Branch
6: Vote for me and I’ll kiss your ass for real
5: Vote for me and I’ll put that other bastard in jail
4: Vote for me and I will never ever fuck the country over
3: Vote for me and I’ll put an end to “reality” TV
2: Vote for me and I’ll tell you all what really happened at Roswell
1: Vote for me and I’ll hang a few investment bankers on Wall Street
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