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The Doclopedia #856
Top Ten Lists!: Headlines From A Pet Tabloid
10: Sex lives of Humans: Hilarious and strange!
9: Underwear addiction: One Dog’s horror story!
8: I was a lap Cat for Elvis!
7: Lose weight on the toilet water diet!
6: Cats & Bunnies: The love that dare not speak it’s name!
5: Parrots of the stars tell all!
4: I barked at Bigfoot and lived to tell about it!
3: Startling evidence that catnip was a gift from aliens!
2: Hamster tells all about the “Habitrail from Hell”!
1: Male Dogs & Cats confess: We went to the vet intact, but came home missing something!
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The Doclopedia #857
Top Ten Lists!: Things That You Do Not Want To Hear
10: “My parents are home from their shooting practice early!”
9: “The doctor said it’s at least triplets!”
8: “Oh shit! My husband, the Mafia enforcer, is home!
7: “I’m running for Congress. You can trust me.”
6: “I’m pretty sure that there is a werewolf.”
5: “My, you Earthlings look yummy.”
4: “I’m about half sure it’s the red wire.”
3: “Hi. Do you remember having sex with a woman about 19 years ago?”
2: “It would appear that you owe several years of back taxes.”
1: “Did you hear that a remake of “My Mother The Car” is coming to TV?”
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