Parrot Racing Time

…give your parrots pep talks

The Doclopedia #1,447

The Alphabet: I is For…Islands Of Adventure

On Earth 1-L, which is 57 years ahead of our Earth and in the 127th year of peace and prosperity, the most popular tourist attraction on the planet is the Islands of Adventure theme park in New Mexico.

Now, the islands are not real, because the theme park is just several huge buildings south of Albuquerque. Inside of the two main buildings are 25,000 thousand VR chambers that guests get into to be transported to their starting point on one of the parks 9 islands. These islands include…

Pirate Island

Dinosaur Island

Magic Island

Giant Island

Monster Island

Future Island

Feudal Japan

Arthurian Britain

Toon Island

Guests can travel from one island to the next, but they will change to fit that islands theme. Rumors of an adults only Sex Island are not true.


The Doclopedia #1,448

The Alphabet: I is For…Insanity Dust

On the planet Kalox 2, a world of vast deserts and shallow seas, there is a type of microscopic lifeform that live in certain areas and is often blown along in dust couds. These microbes release a powerful hallucinogenic when they come into contact with moist tissue such as that found in human lungs or mouths. Once a creature has this substance in them, they will suffer powerful hallucinations for hours. Many people become quite violent.

Although Kalox 2 is sparsely populated by miners and scientist, the Planetary Rangers are kept busy rounding up nitwits that go outside without proper protective masks.