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The Doclopedia #1,449
The Alphabet: J is For…Just Jill!
Just Jill! is the most popular situation comedy on United States television on Earth 1-E. It is now in it’s 9th season and has been approved for at least 3 more seasons.
The premise of the show is that perky and happy Jill, who lives in a fairly large Midwestern town, manages to help her friends and family out of problem situations without ever realizing it. Often, the friends and family don’t realize she did it, either.
Very often, the manner in which Jill helps out is to unwittingly start a long chain of events to which she is oblivious. This can take the form of slapstick incidents that trigger even larger ones, or a misspoken word that turns into an ever expanding rumor, or something else entirely.
By the end of each 30 minute episode, the problem is resolved and Jill walks in and asks what everyone is so happy about.
Over the nine seasons so far, Jill has had 39 jobs, 7 boyfriends, 10 cars and lived in 16 different apartments or houses. There has never been an explanation for any of these changes.
The Doclopedia #1,450
The Alphabet: J is For…Juice Man
Juice Man is a mutant “super-hero” on Earth 568-J. While he is stranger, faster and tougher than a regular human, his main superpower seems to be limited to summoning up one gallon pitchers of any juice he chooses, Surprisingly, this has helped stop several super villains, such as the time he splashed a gallon of lemon juice in Baron Doom’s face, blinding him long enough for Juice Man to knock him out with a crowbar.
More often that fighting super villains, Juice Man just creates gallons of healthy juices for homeless shelters, schools and hospitals. Because of this, he is one of America’s most popular heroes.